Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think we should wear hats.

Oh, everyone's a critic

not to see it. You love it.

you're being yourself.

and I've met his mum and dad and his friends and all his family.

- Penny for the Guy, mate? - Penny for the Guy?

from the top of London's Barts Hospital.

Is it someone trying to get to you through me?

- JOHN: Sherlock! - O-ho!

was the one person that mattered the most.

None of these markers of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously?

This phone call, it's uh, it's my note.

(MOBILE BEEPING)

You cock! I knew it! I knew it! You...

Balance of probability.

so he's mawkishly attached to it. But it's more than that.

- Sorry. - Well, no, it's, um,

Ghastly. What were they thinking of?

SHERLOCK: You invaded Afghanistan.

I'll get something to help it along, yeah?

Right. So, John?

Now, then, what did you want to ask me?

"Speed Was Paramount."

I wanted to avoid dying, If at all possible.

He's nice, we... He's got a dog, we... We go to the pub on weekends

Well, then. Absent friends.

JOHN: You what?

Come on, you'll have to go down, they want the story.

- Undescended testicle. - Right.

Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.

Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.

I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.

SHERLOCK: I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick.

- Goodbye, John. - No.

(SUCKING IN AIR)

that you can't see it even when it's staring you in the face.

- If you could see your way to... - (SIGHING)

Because, uh, does yours rub off, too?

No, sorry, not now, please.

Sir, can I help you?

- The same sort of thing. - I'm fine, thanks.

- of hundreds of people. - Oh, God!

Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.

JOHN: You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.

JOHN: All right.

This skeleton, it can't be any more than...

- Put me in a bonfire? - I don't know.

to a matinee of Les Mis. Tried to talk me into doing it.

Of course, yeah, avoid the rails.

As you know, these last couple of years haven't been easy for me.

SHERLOCK: Not according to the maps. JOHN: Hmm.

I needed to hit the airbag, which I did.

Oh, that's good. That could be brilliant!

It has all the qualities of the old with some of the colour of the new.

Great. I'll have that one, please.

What, do you think I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard?

It's very saucy.

There's a safety mechanism that prevents the doors from opening in transit.

Now, stay exactly where you are.

No, not a case, no, no, no. Yeah, go.

Sherlock, what are we waiting for?

I'm the last person you'd tell the truth...

- Hang on. Sherlock? - What?

Can you believe his nerve?

- Peru? - This is a Chullo.

You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.

Oh, Mrs. Hudson. Sorry, I think someone's got John.

(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)

It's just that that's what John says he does.

Sherlock Holmes fell to his death

- it's specific, incredibly specific. - What do you mean?

I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths