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someone who has supported me,

Uh, Mr. Erlick, if I may?

Whatever it is, it would last 3 seconds.

That's about 13 inches,

Kenny, that's not fair.

If I make less money, we wouldn't even be able to afford this apartment.

I guess you could say I was a little nervous

who had the maturity level of a 3-year-old, right?

Do women get horny?

Yeah. I get that all the time.

I was hoping I'd find you here.

Would you believe 80%% % of my listings are from divorces?

why you had to shut down the show?

but I did it, and everyone bought into it.

Everyone's been so nice. It's a good feeling.

Explain it to me.

# I'll take you there #

Hey, what's this?

I'm proud of you, and I want you to do it.

Hey, you got a permit?

Shut up. Shut up.

I listen to radio. I like show.

A little quality time.

Fred, I'm serious. I'm not gonna forget ya.

Once he wanted me to approve a contest

You should be making some kind of plan for your future.

# Yet it sucks bein' me #

What am I doing?

You goddamn motherfuckers.

How's things? What's that? You're gonna do what?

What are you talking about?

I'm your boss. I'm your boss.

I want to thank Brittany Fairchild

Down the aisle on your right.

I have to tell my parents.

I'm willing to believe you didn't sleep with that girl.

We've done it a lot on the show.

In fact, I feel sorry for NBC,

Yeah. He's backed up. Isn't he backed up, Ross?

It's not that! It's not that!

- Oh! - Yeah, I really did.

# She was the best damn woman that I've ever seen #

Can I show you?

We are gonna dominate the marketplace, which I lo...

Robin: Take your bows.

Come on. You got to move.

I am? I mean, I am.

He's better when he's toned down.

You can't trust him.

While I'm interviewing her,

OK, I'm right outside Pig Vomit's office.

Then leave your underwear on.

and you sure as fuck

Honey, Gloria. Gloria, honey.

And now I want to introduce to you...

I've been dreaming of this day forever.

Are these yours?

Honey, Gloria. Gloria, honey.

She... She had a car accident.

You know what we're gonna do to solve your problem?

You are really perfect.

I've gotta stay on the air, Robin.

I am Fartman. Fartman rules.

"Stern, those are little kids. That counts as one person."

but we've got some projections.

Roosevelt High School... beautiful.

But I just said pussy.

It seems the competition has a disc jockey

and before long, I got to interview

I mean, things really started to take off.

Unfortunately, the drugs really made me paranoid.

You know, most of these people are Satan-worshipping junkies.

and I'm just so glad you're back.

I'm somebody's father.

Come on, you guys. Right up here looks perfect.

Really? My parents said we're moving

How about that? Howard Stern, huh?

I really need your help.

And you can play frisbee with the guys.

A fully integrated educational institution,

You came late today. I don't need you. You're fired.

'cause now my wife doesn't even trust me anymore,

Yeah, me. Program director.

Listen, what you got to do is,

is getting closer.

Wimpy Voice: Westchester 107, WRNW 107.

He took the show right off the air.

But at $250 a week, I could marry Alison,

Howard exaggerates.

You're fired, all of you. Get out.

but you've got to learn to do what Imus does.

I'm gonna knock on his door.

so I'm pretty sure everything was delivered in one shot.

- Oh, boy. - Thank you.

Yes. Um... I once did some summer stock.

Hi. I was just wondering if you...

This is Howard's first job interview.

Howie Jr., no bigger than the size of an aspirin.

all searching for a piece of cheese.

has been very bitchy around here lately,

Now, if you'll excuse us, we'd like to talk to Robin alone for a second.

The audience isn't gonna be there.

The official ratings don't come out until tomorrow,

And I'm going to shoot it on Saturday.

I was sort of living with Alison

Welcome to the show.

if I had Robin sitting there.

Howard: Come on, do it.

[Reggae Music Plays]

# I can't get no relief #

So I masturbated a lot... 2-time-a-day habit.

So this is my dad Ben Stern.

[Needle Scratches Record]

and I started to realize that what Skinner says is true...

It gives me great pleasure now

And I want you to sort of straddle the speaker.

the comedically ironic aspect of my new superhero character?

[Voice Lilting] W N BC.

You are the motherfucking Antichrist!

Howard, you're graduating from high school this year.

All right, hold on a second.

when I give you a good, hard butt-whipping.

I was wondering if you'd like to go out Friday night.

You know, I have to tell you...

Howard goes to Hartford at W...

"I want to see what he'll say next."

I thought I was the Beatles on Ed Sullivan or something.

Oh. Can you believe it?

How you doing? You're Fred.

It's like... It's the dream, the Big Apple.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman...

Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell!

It was a boy, yes. He had a little tiny penis.

so starting tomorrow we're starting a new format,

[Lisping] Willkommen. Bienvenue.

The only sport my father liked was yelling.

and we got caught in the rain.

I mean, you're smart, you're sexy.

and he's no bigger than the size of an aspirin.

What's humiliating?

I can't believe the stories he makes up.

Kenny is the hottest young programmer in New York City.

fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy."

They're very, you know, she's getting older.

I don't want to talk about it, Robin.

Oh, look at this, Robin. This is unbelievable.