Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on shark, open up the door.

You're gonna play the music for the people? It doesn't...

I mean, Princess Grace... beautiful woman and all that...

There you go. Perfectly good explanation.

Well, we can't really afford the apartment now,

Don't you see? I don't want them to win. I can't quit.

I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio.

Now, that's what I would have said.

to go to a premiere for her movie.

God damn it, get out of here!

None of your business.

and I thank you. I love you for that.

I called, I called. I feel so different.

Mark David Chapman, what do you make of him?

You want to tame him?

Wait a second. Calm down, OK, Kenny?

Stern... has gone...

I want to introduce to you

I was in a gook village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.

Ooh! Standing ovation. Thank you.

Well, I'm not gonna meet that stupid fuck. He's nothing.

and my measurements are about 38-24-34.

Did you say "testicles" on the air?

Shut up! Shut up!

And I was lying in my bunk,

I was in Vietnam. I'd like to talk to you about it.

Look at these feet.

# The earth was quakin' #

But then you know what happens?

Robin Leach: The countdown to our "Live Life Like a Millionaire Sweepstakes"

but I just don't get it.

Radio is a business, and you just cost us $40,000.

God damn it, Stern!

and they want me to start tomorrow,

I'm a stupid idiot. I'm so stupid!

It’s great to see you!

I just assumed you thought it was funny.

It was then that I made a startling discovery.

I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action.

My back really hurts.

Come on. Don't listen to Kenny.

Robin, go up to the cafeteria and get some lunch.

# Doo doo ooh #

I'm telling you, I am looking for the face of an angel.

Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,

You're beautiful.

But did my fellow artists appreciate

They just think she has some ugly boyfriend, you know?

And I'll say that with no shame either!

[Clears Throat] Listen up.

- No. - You know that.

I'd like to know what meeting

# Put on your red shoes #

I've got to get intimate.

He was offensive.

What is your news? What is it?

Can I come in just for a second?

# I'll take you there #

We're gonna be the greatest team in the history of radio.

Hey you gonna eat you rest of your popcorn?

but... mm-mmm... no.

- No shit? - You've killed him. You've slayed him.

You punk! Fuck you thousand percent!

You need a plan.

I guarantee you we'll go up 2 full rating points if you hire this guy.

I never wanted anyone else in my life.

Seriously, I heard the show today.

[lmitating Cat And Chicken]

I went to the doctor with my wife, and it was an awful experience,

# Telling me no lies #

to go down to the college radio station

I thought there was a mistake or something,

She thinks I'm lower than scum.

What, the movie's over?

She thinks I'm a moron.

Just take a wild guess. Do it right off the top of your head.

because the doctor walks out, and there's the kid,

"I want to see what he'll say next."

Hi. I'm Lance Eluxina on W N BC.

You've got to believe.

Howard: Lesbians equal ratings.

Kill, kill, kill the white man.

I'm a stud. She was liquefied.

We hate noise. Isn't that right, Jerry?

to get to New York City,

Well, this is an exciting day for us here in the studio

and they can walk around Florida, you know,

they're gonna be sorry they ever fired her in the first place.

Didn't that feel good? That was great.

and I've rehearsed this 500 times, getting here, and I somehow got lost.

Uh, no, we don't have a permit,

What's going on here?

Physically, I am.

"B" movie star Brittany Fairchild.

and say, "Howard comes to Washington."

because I have a really big problem.

since I was 7 years old.

Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter.

Let me get my cans on.

You soiled the sanctity of my home!

- Don't go away. - [Buzz]

I'm serious. That's what they want you to do.

But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...

OK, and let's now go over to somebody who I really admire,

You're carrying our baby.

I didn't say a thing.

# They'll drink my wine #

# My life is on film #

[Humming With Record]

One disc jockey has wiped out our entire audience?

[Muttering In Foreign Language]

Wimpy Voice: 107 FM, WRNW.

- Shut up. - To make sure...

What are you, an idiot?

I am just so madly in love with you.

He says wear tight pants.

# Shut your mouth, go away #

Hi, Ellen. This is Howard.

Is anybody there? guys

We just lost Stereo City.

But to be on the radio, you have to have a voice.

You don't possibly have another seat available for me?

is say the call letters properly, OK?

Sunny skies and warm temperatures for veterans marching in parades

I'm on the Berlin turnpike, and I take a left-hand turn,

punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get?

I hit him back. He hit...

There were bags under those eyes.

# Let's dance #

Howard: Thank you very much.

You are original. You are original, but... [Clears Throat]

Then I guess you should go all the way.

But that's all over with now.

and the camp director's wife walked in.

Alison on line 3. It is important.

[Love Is A Many Splendored Thing Plays]

God, let me get away with this,

Once a year, my old man would break down

You goddam muthafucker

Yeah, there's one at the end of the hall. Hey, Rach.

He still grew up to be a very well-adjusted individual.

You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio.

and I don't blame her because I don't trust me, either.

One of Italy's highest- ranking police officials,

Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,