Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She thinks I'm a moron.

Don't you see? I don't want them to win. I can't quit.

[lmitating Cat And Chicken]

Well, I'm not gonna meet that stupid fuck. He's nothing.

and they want me to start tomorrow,

to go to a premiere for her movie.

# Let's dance #

I never wanted anyone else in my life.

Kill, kill, kill the white man.

I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action.

I've got to get intimate.

Wait a second. Calm down, OK, Kenny?

Hey you gonna eat you rest of your popcorn?

You are original. You are original, but... [Clears Throat]

We hate noise. Isn't that right, Jerry?

I'd like to know what meeting

Sunny skies and warm temperatures for veterans marching in parades

- No shit? - You've killed him. You've slayed him.

And I was lying in my bunk,

# The earth was quakin' #

God damn it, Stern!

We're gonna be the greatest team in the history of radio.

One disc jockey has wiped out our entire audience?

Physically, I am.

Now, that's what I would have said.

But did my fellow artists appreciate

But to be on the radio, you have to have a voice.

It was then that I made a startling discovery.

It’s great to see you!

OK, and let's now go over to somebody who I really admire,

I went to the doctor with my wife, and it was an awful experience,

They just think she has some ugly boyfriend, you know?

Come on shark, open up the door.

You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio.

Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter.

they're gonna be sorry they ever fired her in the first place.

You don't possibly have another seat available for me?

I just assumed you thought it was funny.

Howard: Thank you very much.

Howard: Lesbians equal ratings.

Wimpy Voice: 107 FM, WRNW.

What's going on here?

and the camp director's wife walked in.

Uh, no, we don't have a permit,

You soiled the sanctity of my home!

and I don't blame her because I don't trust me, either.

Mark David Chapman, what do you make of him?

You punk! Fuck you thousand percent!

You goddam muthafucker

What are you, an idiot?

since I was 7 years old.

You've got to believe.

Let me get my cans on.

Hi, Ellen. This is Howard.

Alison on line 3. It is important.

because I have a really big problem.

Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,

Robin, go up to the cafeteria and get some lunch.

I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio.

I'm a stupid idiot. I'm so stupid!

Look at these feet.

and my measurements are about 38-24-34.

Is anybody there? guys

We just lost Stereo City.

You want to tame him?

I thought there was a mistake or something,

to get to New York City,

She thinks I'm lower than scum.

One of Italy's highest- ranking police officials,

I'm on the Berlin turnpike, and I take a left-hand turn,

[Muttering In Foreign Language]

I was in Vietnam. I'd like to talk to you about it.

Come on. Don't listen to Kenny.

Yeah, there's one at the end of the hall. Hey, Rach.

But then you know what happens?

What, the movie's over?

Once a year, my old man would break down

to go down to the college radio station

Well, this is an exciting day for us here in the studio

Didn't that feel good? That was great.

# I'll take you there #

because the doctor walks out, and there's the kid,

Just take a wild guess. Do it right off the top of your head.

Did you say "testicles" on the air?

Shut up! Shut up!

I am just so madly in love with you.

Well, we can't really afford the apartment now,

# Doo doo ooh #

but I just don't get it.

You're carrying our baby.

Radio is a business, and you just cost us $40,000.

Then I guess you should go all the way.

But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...

# My life is on film #

What is your news? What is it?

and I thank you. I love you for that.

- Shut up. - To make sure...

and they can walk around Florida, you know,

Robin Leach: The countdown to our "Live Life Like a Millionaire Sweepstakes"

Seriously, I heard the show today.

You're gonna play the music for the people? It doesn't...

He was offensive.

I'm telling you, I am looking for the face of an angel.

Can I come in just for a second?

Stern... has gone...

I was in a gook village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.

and I've rehearsed this 500 times, getting here, and I somehow got lost.

I called, I called. I feel so different.

You're beautiful.

I'm a stud. She was liquefied.

You need a plan.

There you go. Perfectly good explanation.

I want to introduce to you

I didn't say a thing.

He says wear tight pants.

- No. - You know that.

# They'll drink my wine #

"B" movie star Brittany Fairchild.

# Put on your red shoes #

My back really hurts.

There were bags under those eyes.

is say the call letters properly, OK?

[Clears Throat] Listen up.

I hit him back. He hit...

God, let me get away with this,

I'm serious. That's what they want you to do.

Ooh! Standing ovation. Thank you.

Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,

and say, "Howard comes to Washington."

- Don't go away. - [Buzz]

But that's all over with now.

He still grew up to be a very well-adjusted individual.

God damn it, get out of here!

And I'll say that with no shame either!

[Humming With Record]

# Shut your mouth, go away #

punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get?

# Telling me no lies #

I guarantee you we'll go up 2 full rating points if you hire this guy.

"I want to see what he'll say next."

Hi. I'm Lance Eluxina on W N BC.

None of your business.

but... mm-mmm... no.

[Love Is A Many Splendored Thing Plays]

I mean, Princess Grace... beautiful woman and all that...