Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think you have to respect that.

You gotta respect that.

You're my husband. Don't make me do something I don't want to do.

Is it gonna be a lesbian?

Little cotton panties, a tight little undershirt.

My parents said we're moving because of those niggers.

[Yodeling] # Ooh ooh #

It's a miracle of all miracles.

Irene, are you there?

I don't know what I'd do, but let me just say something.

2 full points, and Pizza Shack called.

I'm glad you brought up Memorial Day.

It's the fifth-largest market in the United States,

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I...

Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor.

It's pretty wild.

I always saw myself sort of something different than lmus.

Hi. How you feeling? You OK?

your beautiful child,

I wouldn't even be doing bits like that

Yes. I mean, you know, I'd have to leave you,

extending the Os' winning streak to 7.

L... All right. What if I reschedule?

Man, this is a great day in my life.

My dickhead lieutenant comes up to me, and he says,

OK. See you, Gloria.

And now, in an extraordinary display of my powers,

Hey, I heard you on the radio today.

like lmus or Captain Frank or nothing,

and I've got Alison.

# Yeah, you shook me all night long... #

Waste not, want not, Robin.

You know, I could get this girl.

even though my parents didn't make a lot of money.

Howard: I don't know what it was,

Alison, I love you. What are you talking about?

I'm not proud of it, but I did it.

- Kenny. - Fucking twisted. What?

and, uh, take it from him.

are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration,

and I'll mold that son of a bitch into another Don Imus.

Now, Howard, let's get back to the issue of them being creepy.

I guess it was, about 40 miles into Manhattan.

What in the hell Listen to this

How can that be?

and the couple of listeners I did have

The guy's like wallpaper. Who can get a read on him?

In the new ratings book, he's up... 2 points.

- You're not disgusting. - Yes, I am! I look like a house!

and it'll give us a real great edge.

and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over.

No. I want to beat these guys, stomp them into the ground.

I think everything's gonna be OK.

I changed my mind. And you're my husband. You should support me.

Robin, you got your job back, so what's the problem?

the very beautiful Miss Brett Somers.

Our first guest tonight

He's says I'll be in the sequel!

I want to tell you something.

There she blows.

while she worked on her Master's of social work, which was really great.

Tomorrow, partly sunny at WRNW, Westchester 107.

I knew they had told me not to talk.

Announcer On TV: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...

You want it harder?

Always have a record ready to go.

Fred, what'd you think of the movie?

Some people tell me I look a lot like Farrah Fawcett.

Come here. I want to tell you closer.

is that I think a kill is a kill is a kill,

- OK. - Hi, you're on the air.

And what we're gonna do is ask you to fill in the blank, OK?

Well, I suppose even if you're killing children, they should count them.

Did he say "penis"?

Blank a-doodle-doo.

# Mercy, mercy #

Our sex life has always been good.

and see what's doing out there.

Well, I just... I think I was just caught in a lie.

Mr. Jackie "Jokeman" Martling. Blank willow.

So what's going on? What's gonna happen?

and Julie would know these things.

'cause that's chickenshit radio.

Why is he talking to his newsperson?

Everybody ready?

Howard: So let's review.

Now, you're going to need a friend on the inside.

# I could not touch... #

You're saying I look a little old to be in college.

and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood.

[Voices Overlapping]

Fuck me? Fuck you, punk! Fuck you 1,000 %!

I've got such good news. It's gonna blow your mind.

Hygiene, that's something I don't think you have.

and I think he'll fit in well

And we have a new feature for you.

I don't answer to you, Stern.

I'm telling you, I'm a full 21/2 inches,

Is a purple donkey asshole

[Changes Station]

but I'd still love you.

Because of you, and only because of you,

Summer stock... mostly.

Oh, my God, man, she's taking her clothes off.

# And suck, suck, sucking my brain #

# My daddy can't be ugly so #

Howard... the way we work here at NBC...

# Never know how much I love you... #

You're not bringing that in here, Stern.

Stuttering John: Wait! Wait! Is that it?

Guess who's on the phone with us.

because you told me on the phone personally last week

Highs today in the 70s. It's 58 degrees...

God, no wonder they think you're sleeping around!

They're gonna hire you back. How can you say "fuck you"?

What kind of a woman are you to have sex this way on the radio?

Now, when you say they're creep...

is more important than my show.

Hey, let's go! Come on!

I wish you'd play us a little Wipeout this morning,

HOW ABOUT THAT?! DANIEL CARLO, HUH?

# You really got me, You really got me... #

- I'm disgusting! - What about you?

my first real semifamous celebrity,

I will show you something so marvelous.

# Doo doo ooh #

No, nobody gives a goddamn about it.

Her husband Howard.

I got to tell you something. You are gorgeous,

if they show it.

Ross: Uh, I think we're supposed

What does a massage have to do with making it into history?

I want to pray to God right now.

because we got a brand-new morning man...

Thanks for coming back.

What in the hell

Howard's Mother: Howard, I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?

why don't we go someplace else and see how it feels?

It sounds like I'm saying exactly what you're saying.

Very sad music.

until she agreed to be in my film.

That man's throwing records.

L... In fact, I have a communications degree from Boston University,

And they say they're gonna move the building to the best part of the city,

[TV Clicks Off]

Walk over there and have a seat.

I have some very exciting news!

When is the last time that you were with a man...

You'll see. Excuse me. I'll come back and tell you.

Hey, look, all I want is for my artistic courage

Come here. Just come here.