Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, you're going to need a friend on the inside.

are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration,

Walk over there and have a seat.

Now, when you say they're creep...

I want to tell you something.

Her husband Howard.

Did he say "penis"?

because you told me on the phone personally last week

I always saw myself sort of something different than lmus.

# My daddy can't be ugly so #

[Yodeling] # Ooh ooh #

You're my husband. Don't make me do something I don't want to do.

if they show it.

and it'll give us a real great edge.

And what we're gonna do is ask you to fill in the blank, OK?

# I could not touch... #

Mr. Jackie "Jokeman" Martling. Blank willow.

# And suck, suck, sucking my brain #

Irene, are you there?

Tomorrow, partly sunny at WRNW, Westchester 107.

Hey, I heard you on the radio today.

Highs today in the 70s. It's 58 degrees...

Yes. I mean, you know, I'd have to leave you,

What in the hell

and, uh, take it from him.

And we have a new feature for you.

# Never know how much I love you... #

the very beautiful Miss Brett Somers.

Everybody ready?

You want it harder?

Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor.

Waste not, want not, Robin.

Blank a-doodle-doo.

while she worked on her Master's of social work, which was really great.

Fuck me? Fuck you, punk! Fuck you 1,000 %!

Well, I just... I think I was just caught in a lie.

They're gonna hire you back. How can you say "fuck you"?

I'm telling you, I'm a full 21/2 inches,

I think everything's gonna be OK.

How can that be?

Summer stock... mostly.

and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over.

You know, I could get this girl.

I'm glad you brought up Memorial Day.

your beautiful child,

# Yeah, you shook me all night long... #

Hey, look, all I want is for my artistic courage

is more important than my show.

And now, in an extraordinary display of my powers,

Some people tell me I look a lot like Farrah Fawcett.

- I'm disgusting! - What about you?

because we got a brand-new morning man...

L... All right. What if I reschedule?

You gotta respect that.

and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood.

I think you have to respect that.

Now, Howard, let's get back to the issue of them being creepy.

I wouldn't even be doing bits like that

- Kenny. - Fucking twisted. What?

is that I think a kill is a kill is a kill,

It's the fifth-largest market in the United States,

Howard... the way we work here at NBC...

You're saying I look a little old to be in college.

and see what's doing out there.

and Julie would know these things.

Thanks for coming back.

It's pretty wild.

OK. See you, Gloria.

[TV Clicks Off]

That man's throwing records.

Come here. Just come here.

Hygiene, that's something I don't think you have.

Announcer On TV: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...

Hi. How you feeling? You OK?

I wish you'd play us a little Wipeout this morning,

why don't we go someplace else and see how it feels?

I don't answer to you, Stern.

- OK. - Hi, you're on the air.

Howard's Mother: Howard, I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?

You'll see. Excuse me. I'll come back and tell you.

Little cotton panties, a tight little undershirt.

It sounds like I'm saying exactly what you're saying.

and I think he'll fit in well

Our first guest tonight

I got to tell you something. You are gorgeous,

Well, I suppose even if you're killing children, they should count them.

I have some very exciting news!

There she blows.

2 full points, and Pizza Shack called.

Ross: Uh, I think we're supposed

I'm not proud of it, but I did it.

I guess it was, about 40 miles into Manhattan.

Stuttering John: Wait! Wait! Is that it?

I changed my mind. And you're my husband. You should support me.

L... In fact, I have a communications degree from Boston University,

Howard: I don't know what it was,

Is a purple donkey asshole

Man, this is a great day in my life.

I don't know what I'd do, but let me just say something.

Always have a record ready to go.

What does a massage have to do with making it into history?

extending the Os' winning streak to 7.

The guy's like wallpaper. Who can get a read on him?

Hey, let's go! Come on!

Robin, you got your job back, so what's the problem?

I will show you something so marvelous.

but I'd still love you.

And they say they're gonna move the building to the best part of the city,

# Doo doo ooh #

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I...

Come here. I want to tell you closer.

Our sex life has always been good.

I've got such good news. It's gonna blow your mind.

[Voices Overlapping]

HOW ABOUT THAT?! DANIEL CARLO, HUH?

Fred, what'd you think of the movie?

You're not bringing that in here, Stern.

# You really got me, You really got me... #

[Changes Station]

and the couple of listeners I did have

even though my parents didn't make a lot of money.

Because of you, and only because of you,

- You're not disgusting. - Yes, I am! I look like a house!

Guess who's on the phone with us.

like lmus or Captain Frank or nothing,

It's a miracle of all miracles.

No, nobody gives a goddamn about it.

I want to pray to God right now.

God, no wonder they think you're sleeping around!

My dickhead lieutenant comes up to me, and he says,

my first real semifamous celebrity,

Very sad music.

My parents said we're moving because of those niggers.

So what's going on? What's gonna happen?

Why is he talking to his newsperson?

I knew they had told me not to talk.

When is the last time that you were with a man...

and I've got Alison.

In the new ratings book, he's up... 2 points.

Is it gonna be a lesbian?

He's says I'll be in the sequel!

Alison, I love you. What are you talking about?

Oh, my God, man, she's taking her clothes off.

'cause that's chickenshit radio.

# Mercy, mercy #

and I'll mold that son of a bitch into another Don Imus.

What in the hell Listen to this

Howard: So let's review.

until she agreed to be in my film.

No. I want to beat these guys, stomp them into the ground.

What kind of a woman are you to have sex this way on the radio?