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Welcome. Oh, Robin, it's so lovely to see you here today.

I'll have him stop.

I couldn't sit there and not say something.

Holy cow, are you naked.

I'm wondering if we can come in and just hang out for awhile.

than to be with an award- winning filmmaker.

Reporter: This is a story with a twist.

because I'm happy 'cause I got laid last night.

# Ooh, Mama look-a boo boo day #

Brad, you gave this trash-talking bastard a 3-year deal

I like that you're the perfect height.

Very much so. I've wanted to be a disc jockey

Also note paragraph 2:

and I pumped you full of every medication possible,

You're back. I got you back.

Actually, I just want to say how much I really missed you and...

You're completely out of line this morning.

but I'm trying...

I kind of want to wrap my legs around you.

I am now the number one disc jockey in New York,

In fact, all my life, people have told me I was a moron.

Oh, yeah? That's bullshit!

# Knockin' me out with those American thighs #

Just patch the phone call onto the air, OK?

but I want you to cover your ears and eyes.

did you ever get nervous?

Sans panties, sans bra.

I can help you. Robin, I can help this girl.

You're gonna miss it.

How are you, baby?

You tried to have a baby, and you failed.

You'll feel at ease once we go do it.

Now I actually want to have sex.

What are you talking about?

Wait a minute. You said Howard Stern?

that they're unfairly stereotyped.

but, uh, I'll never let that happen again. You know what I mean?

CCC, AM 1290, FM 107.

Think about that while the celebrities are writing.

I want to know why this guy had to cut my show off.

to be having the news now.

Hi. I'm really looking forward to working with you.

It's gotta be more like this.

OK, let's go to our own Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling.

Jackie The Jokeman?

But I must tell you, my life is, um, very odd.

which of course meant 6,000 black guys and me.

Welcome to NBC, Howard.

I want to thank all of you. Give yourselves a big hand.

Ready? Here we go.

All I want is you.

We had a sloppy and a fuzzy pussy and a very big one.

# I'm bored with sex #

Can we get him?

107 FM... The Ramones... Gabba gabba wee,

That means they're, you know,

OK? Now call me as soon as you get to New York, will you?

in the middle of a fucking bit.

I am just so uncomfortable in this Detroit. I'm...

I wanna say I love W N BC.

I did not get, uh, laid last night.

I go to Pizza Shack all the time. Great.

Can you take your top off?

because we have a stage star with us.

Howard's, like, a big fan of the cops.

You know what you could do?

I promise you I will not disappoint you.

Look, but if they hate him,

Howard, As The Man: You like that, huh?

Howard: Isn't Alison amazing?

- Hi. - Alison: Hey.

It's hard, you know.

First, a political statement, if I may.

Don't push, honey.

I was in the 103rd...

with your special brand of humor.

# Melting me down #

Good. Fuck you.

People of Earth...

Take my hand, Howard.

That's the whole point. You and Fred should quit,

I'm still on the air,

Uh... y-yes, I... I was, once.

Hello? Mama? Uh.

What are you doing?

So then she takes me into this tent.

Just hold the line.

Seriously, she was the most enchanting woman I'd ever met.

It was funny for us last night.

Howard comes to Washington.

I know a guy, he does voices, he does comedy.

Hi, Robin. We back on the air?

[Together] W N BC.

right after these words.

- You do not. You look beautiful. - I look like Babar!

I understand that, and I'm telling you

- No, they do not. - Yeah, they do.

This is good. This is good. We're getting somewhere.

but our own news guy Ross Buckingham

I can convince these guys to bring you back.

to welcome back on our show

What are you saying? I didn't do anything.

For God's sake.

if I gave up my programming job,

burning every freakin' bridge in the industry,

Vince just got hit by Kenny.

and then we're gonna get right inside, so...

Yeah. Makes me nuts.

and, uh, I'm in Westchester, New York, and...

Absolutely. And when you said,

She's full of it.

Great to meet you.

She just wants to be like all the other yentas who walk around.

I just... I just got to go.

Just look right at the camera,

"No jokes dealing with flatulence,

Now, to ensure our place in the history of radio,

Nobody told me anything about a donkey.

Blank a-doodle-doo.

[Robin Chuckles]

Come on, now. Ha ha ha ha.

and hold that up so I can see your cock.

I'm here for the shoot.

# She kept her motor clean #

And, Vin, please, if you hire Robin back,

as long as Prince Reindeer is ready for a new wife.

I want you back so bad...

# I've got a big nose and a skinny neck #

OK. We've got our next phone call to Ross.

You can't wait?

Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, Kenny.

Listen to me...

Laine, get the fuck out!

they're gonna syndicate my program all over the country.

I was planning on being on time.

- Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

I looked forward to that.

Would call in and tell me how bad I sucked

I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York.

Hi, I'm Howard.

But I'll tell you something,

# Biddi-bim-bom, ay- yi-yi #

She'll get naked?

Howard: No. This is really wrong, Robin. You're absolutely wrong.

Wait a second, Kenny. What are you talking about?

When you were in the theater,

In fact, I haven't gotten laid in a really long time.

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more than anything in the whole world,

- I don't advise you living here. - Excuse me.

I was also still living with my parents...

She might start second-guessing.

I can't believe it.