Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Would you do me a favor? Just stay right there, OK?

Really? That's great.

This is the best sex I ever had.

I hate it at NBC, Dave.

This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.

Don't push your luck, Howard.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Yeah. This is his movie.

Oh, is she cute.

You're looking at this apartment?

It's not that big a deal.

I'm saying it because it's just something I know about myself.

Kenny, you can't blame someone over one lousy bit.

There's a big problem.

I get hornier and hornier.

You're pregnant?

[Increases Volume]

Listen, the premiere and everything.

Robin, watch this.

Can I have the phone, please, just for a second?

Sid, you're on in 15 seconds.

They want to buy time on the Stern show.

you are going to be number one.

I know about this stuff.

Who the fuck are we gonna get?

It's college radio.

Pussy willow, that's what I would have said.

I promise you you won't be sorry.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Robin, get the fuck out!

Let me tell you what I'm talking about.

It's my supersperm. I knew my supersperm would do it, Robin.

Chorus, On Tape: # All the weather #

We could have been done by now.

Hey, Rick. How's tricks, buddy?

Wait. I wanted...

It's beautiful.

Come on in, Big Bird.

# Now here's God #

Now, I want you to listen carefully.

I loved Stanley Sport.

You just got to wait till somebody looks, OK?

Robin: Maybe she wants to play.

and I'm thinking that maybe if you gave him some more sex...

I hope this was a good idea.

I'm feelin' so miserable since you left.

It's the worst. It sucks. I gotta tell you something.

Sure. I think we'd like to see what you have.

I know a lot of you out there really love this music,

I love you honest

Is anybody there?

For having myself and Fred

and told my wife everything, admitted the truth,

- Are you OK? - No!

Do you believe this, in the middle of Lesbian Dating Game,

and everything's gonna go great.

so in order to rectify this,

In fact, it was not for lust.

no clue what to do with this job whatsoever,

and the only thing I can do is think of you.

When the new ratings come out tomorrow,

Officially, I should've had more kills.

Aw, don't bring that up, God.

When you went on stage the very first time,

This guy is total personality.

because of all the Shvartzes.

They did everything to sabotage me, but because of you...

Howard: Once the three of us were together, everything felt right.

my beautiful new newswoman Robin Quivers, who looks so beautiful,

but your ass is gonna be plenty hot

Ohh! Oh, God! Oh!

# Doo-doop doo-doo-doo #

DC 101. Here's rock 'n' roll for you.

My water broke!

I didn't before and now I do.

and I knew that there was something going on there...

I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that.

Yeah, this is gonna be great.

I really have no idea.

We have a traffic copter now here at WWWW.

I know I could get her.

My shoulders tense up when I travel.

I can't believe how late it is.

My ass has power!

Dee Dee, you know there's gonna be other sponsors.

Chance of precipitation, 85%% % for tonight.

# Shook me all night long #

# You got me so I don't know where I'm going #

OK. If you want a shot at radio,

Let me introduce you to everybody.

I don't know about you, but my back is against the wall.

You run station.

Honey, you want to play? You want a date with Julie?

What am I gonna do?

ANDY, GET THE FUCK OUT!

All I'm trying to do is be funny,

Which wasn't so great.

Yeah, hi. Can I speak to Alison Stern, please?

I know I can get you back on the air.

How do I forget it?

Yes, pussy is OK. It's the way he says it.

Did you have a division?

Women like large penis.

It's not simple.

You're all wrong, God.

Besides, you're married to God now...

Kenny just hit himself in the face. He's bleeding.

"excretion, urination, ejaculation,

He's gonna have Kermit the Frog come in here and sing the Alphabet Song,

I don't think I'm the man for this job.

Now, old Ross here's quite lively,

at Boston University.

We were supposed to be a team.

You wanted to see me?

It's going to be raining like cats...

and I just want to do the right thing here on the air.

Oh. Are you all right?

- WNBC, please hold. - WNBC, please hold.

I wish that there were more things that could be just ours.

I feel like I'm about to cough up a lung.

Shit, man, you don't take me off the air

to be an inspiration to others.

and I throw it right into the schoolhouse.

My name is Fred Norris, and, uh...

Gary: How about some back muscles?

You're the Antichrist.

She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know?

Joe left a message for Trump Donald get the fuck out

I guess you are.

Howard! Howard! Howard!

I gotta tell you something, Kenny.

Howard, Narrating: I was thrilled, totally overjoyed.

Pussy. Hey, all right.

You'll find a way to get her back.

The real Howard.

You'll have your clothes on, you know.

How! My water broke!

You'd better listen to this.

Howard Stern. Nice to see you.

is a more professional manner than you're probably used to.

Bite me, you loser.

How did Kanye West get outside my fucking office?

She thinks you're letting her take the fall.

I don't see anybody in here in a meeting, do you?