Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? That's great.

When the new ratings come out tomorrow,

Officially, I should've had more kills.

Howard, Narrating: I was thrilled, totally overjoyed.

We were supposed to be a team.

Besides, you're married to God now...

Bite me, you loser.

Let me tell you what I'm talking about.

It's college radio.

I know about this stuff.

You're pregnant?

For having myself and Fred

Sid, you're on in 15 seconds.

My shoulders tense up when I travel.

you are going to be number one.

She thinks you're letting her take the fall.

Pussy. Hey, all right.

Now, I want you to listen carefully.

Chance of precipitation, 85%% % for tonight.

- WNBC, please hold. - WNBC, please hold.

Ohh! Oh, God! Oh!

# Shook me all night long #

I feel like I'm about to cough up a lung.

My water broke!

This guy is total personality.

You're all wrong, God.

I love you honest

Pussy willow, that's what I would have said.

I don't know about you, but my back is against the wall.

Oh. Would you do me a favor? Just stay right there, OK?

You're looking at this apartment?

to be an inspiration to others.

I wish that there were more things that could be just ours.

but your ass is gonna be plenty hot

Listen, the premiere and everything.

DC 101. Here's rock 'n' roll for you.

She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know?

at Boston University.

and I just want to do the right thing here on the air.

I'm saying it because it's just something I know about myself.

I'm feelin' so miserable since you left.

Did you have a division?

It's the worst. It sucks. I gotta tell you something.

Who the fuck are we gonna get?

Robin: Maybe she wants to play.

Which wasn't so great.

Wait. I wanted...

[Increases Volume]

Hey, Rick. How's tricks, buddy?

and I throw it right into the schoolhouse.

Howard Stern. Nice to see you.

OK. If you want a shot at radio,

Don't push your luck, Howard.

ANDY, GET THE FUCK OUT!

Howard! Howard! Howard!

In fact, it was not for lust.

It's beautiful.

How did Kanye West get outside my fucking office?

and I'm thinking that maybe if you gave him some more sex...

Howard: Once the three of us were together, everything felt right.

I don't see anybody in here in a meeting, do you?

My name is Fred Norris, and, uh...

and told my wife everything, admitted the truth,

How do I forget it?

They want to buy time on the Stern show.

Joe left a message for Trump Donald get the fuck out

my beautiful new newswoman Robin Quivers, who looks so beautiful,

He's gonna have Kermit the Frog come in here and sing the Alphabet Song,

What am I gonna do?

I hope this was a good idea.

This is the best sex I ever had.

All I'm trying to do is be funny,

We have a traffic copter now here at WWWW.

no clue what to do with this job whatsoever,

The real Howard.

Kenny, you can't blame someone over one lousy bit.

I loved Stanley Sport.

Do you believe this, in the middle of Lesbian Dating Game,

You'd better listen to this.

I guess you are.

Now, old Ross here's quite lively,

so in order to rectify this,

# Now here's God #

# You got me so I don't know where I'm going #

It's my supersperm. I knew my supersperm would do it, Robin.

I didn't before and now I do.

This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.

because of all the Shvartzes.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

and everything's gonna go great.

Kenny just hit himself in the face. He's bleeding.

Yeah, this is gonna be great.

Women like large penis.

It's not simple.

# Doo-doop doo-doo-doo #

When you went on stage the very first time,

You run station.

I know I can get you back on the air.

Aw, don't bring that up, God.

You'll have your clothes on, you know.

Oh. Are you all right?

Let me introduce you to everybody.

I don't think I'm the man for this job.

Is anybody there?

Honey, you want to play? You want a date with Julie?

It's not that big a deal.

Chorus, On Tape: # All the weather #

Sure. I think we'd like to see what you have.

I get hornier and hornier.

Robin, watch this.

There's a big problem.

Oh, is she cute.

Shit, man, you don't take me off the air

Can I have the phone, please, just for a second?

Yeah. This is his movie.

You wanted to see me?

I know I could get her.

is a more professional manner than you're probably used to.

- Are you OK? - No!

They did everything to sabotage me, but because of you...

and I knew that there was something going on there...

"excretion, urination, ejaculation,

I gotta tell you something, Kenny.

Yeah, hi. Can I speak to Alison Stern, please?

You just got to wait till somebody looks, OK?

I really have no idea.

My ass has power!

Robin, get the fuck out!

I hate it at NBC, Dave.

I know a lot of you out there really love this music,

It's going to be raining like cats...

We could have been done by now.

Yes, pussy is OK. It's the way he says it.

You're the Antichrist.

Come on in, Big Bird.

You'll find a way to get her back.

Gary: How about some back muscles?

Dee Dee, you know there's gonna be other sponsors.

I promise you you won't be sorry.

I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that.

and the only thing I can do is think of you.

How! My water broke!

I can't believe how late it is.

Oh. Oh, my God.