Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There it is, cock-a-doo... do me a favor

Please, that's way too personal.

When you drop, don't spin around

The author has slept with over 16,000 women,

A fully integrated educational institution,

Yeah. It's the number one mall in Colbert County,

DC 101. Good morning. This is Howard Stern.

I guess she forgot to close the door.

Pfft, I've seen this look before,

Wow. Thank you. Oh, my.

Why do we live in Roosevelt when you work in New York?

All right, there it is. Cock, cock, cock.

So we gave them some characters, right?

and killing a kid should be just as good as killing an adult.

In fact, my father was a radio engineer,

Thank you very much.

Howard, your father wants to see you downstairs.

You're not even old enough to have been in Vietnam.

Howard, Lisping: Ooo-ey, that's me.

Thank you. I love you, God.

Well, he's going to his first job interview in New York.

"All of Hollywood can kiss my ass,"

[Van Halen's You Really Got Me Plays]

Wow. You gotta love that, folks.

Hey, let me ask you something, Ross.

You know what I would do to you physically?

No, it's Fartman!

I turned to drugs.

I'm escorting this woman around,

Was it the Chinese guy calling in for the Doobie Brothers tickets?

Well, Gene, I didn't write it too neat,

Now, push! Push!

Let me tell you something. There are roaches the size of dogs here.

[Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower Plays]

Kill, Kill, Kill...

you are themotherfucking antichrist

listens for 21/2 hours a day.

Howard: I see. That's very interesting.

Just put it right through as soon as you can.

# I'm a hard charger #

Did you miss me? Mmm!

He comes to me.

We did not have sex on our first date,

I could do that.

Well, either I'll tame him,

You couldn't be physically attracted to me, could you?

I hope it's not too tangy.

[Saying Call Letters]

And the Howard Stern program.

I am just trying to run a radio station.

# Just you wait and see... #

- Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.

I'll be right back.

You know, I've heard black men complain

[Lmitates Ringo] How you doin', me love?

Kenny. Howard Stern.

I got to go all the way.

We have a lot of excitement in the air today

You understand me? A point and a half higher than lmus.

- What were you again? - I was a captain.

# We did not want to share... #

You know what? You're getting baby fever here.

That is the first naked lady in the history of radio.

More. More. Ohh!

# Biddi-biddi-biddi... #

disc jockeys are dogs.

He's number one in the market.

It's time for The Match Game.

What did you have? Blank willow.

# My life's a wreck #

Absolutely refuses.

I don't know if that's OK or not.

This is God with the weather on DC 101.

because, see, you don't have a real good voice

That's why we drove here from Jersey.

clarify the situation for him, please.

I bear no grudge against David King... David King can kiss my ass in HELL!

at 4:00 in the morning in that radio station.

You re not halfway even done yet

my wife calls in?

There ain't no God while Howard Stern's walking the earth,

and I'm your host Symphony Sid.

- I've never said this before. - [Music Plays]

I got something to say to you.

And the first thing you've gotta do

It's a show business donkey.

Are we ready in there, Freddy Boy?

Do it. Be a man.

I just couldn't have been happier.

Chuck, will you show him the numbers.

She's the voice of reason.

Absolutely not. This could be a fluke.

This person is coming here to work at our flagship station?

I don't know. Something in me just snapped.

Huh. You know what? Maybe some other time.

I think something's wrong.

Oh, yeah? Come on, hurry up.

Right. And I was working at a summer camp.

to the funeral on Saturday, but...

Get a grip on yourself!

You know, I'm thinking about...

What the hell is this donkey here for?

It's a big problem,

All right. Now, let's get into it.

4 times every 15 minutes, not 3. 4.

Hey, Patricia Fonfara, meet Howard Stern. Your newslady.

"No use of the so-called 7 dirty words.

I'm all ears, Howard. Let's hear it.

Denzel Washington...

I mean, Fred seemed to really like me.

Well, Howard, I was 18.

It's an equation from hell.

and you're gonna hear how he does it. Come on, boy.

because I am New York's first ever gay disc jockey.

and already she's got a job working with a bunch of wackos.

# Oh, the canvas can do miracles #

Excuse me. Mentally challenged.

# Hard charger #

First of all, what kind of radio are you listening to us on?

You have the look of love in your eyes,

Thank you, Howard.

You played poison, I don’t need you.. fired.

Joe has a message for Trump Donald get the fuck out

Well, then I guess you better take them off.

Oh, yes, harder. Please give it to me, please.

I'll tell you... Howard Stern, man.

[Sniff Sniff Sniff]

He criticizes us on television.

It's Howard over in the air studio.

Alison... She's the best friend I could ever have.

OK, let's have a little music, Phil.

Alison: Am I on the air?

You've finally done it.

and she's here to talk about life in the theater,

Please. It really hurts.

- but that goddamn son of a bitch... - [Jackhammer]

but this is, like, one line,

because we have some great panelists.

Look at me, Robin. Robin...

I want to kill Mark David Chapman.

He's the hottest d.j. In New York.

How about that! LeBron James, Huh?!

Says she'd rather quit.

I know. You thought I was a disgusting, sexist, racist pig

# She had the sexiest eyes #

Time for the news.

Now, because I had such a minuscule schlonger,

Works best when I'm in a hot bath.