Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you got to admit, it was a funny bit.

It's baby time! I'm ready to give you a baby.

I'm in the middle of important show research.

I mean, no one realizes I got to be up

Put me in charge of the Stern show.

[Overemphasizing] W N BC.

It's an equation from hell.

Hi. Is this Betty Jean Rushton?

He's everything and anything to me, Mr. Blackswell.

you're saying about us, you understand?

This isn't funny, Howard.

And this is Howard's first job interview.

and they screwed me. We gotta get back in there and beat them.

I don't care, 'cause I love the taste of a man. Ooga.

Well, she's a Hollywood actress.

# My mind was achin' #

In fact, we're designing a more restrictive program

Ooh, now, that's hot.

You're gonna ruin this woman's mood.

What would you do?

What you see this guy he hardly worked in this movie at all always on the phone yakking yakking yakking Hah

There's nobody listening.

I'm making a film for my film class,

beautifully big-breasted Robin Quivers. I love her.

In any language, pussy.

Howdy, partner.

Yeah, what were you?

That would be it, sir.

One of them actually killed himself,

Naked Woman: Well, after the show,

Hold the sign nice and low.

They're gonna be lining up 10 in a row.

You got a great body. Let everybody see it.

I hate going out.

Appreciate it, Robin.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

I'm looking forward to joining the team.

Oh, yeah, he's been terrific.

Get out of here!

Senior year... Big year for me.

Howard: I had, like, no listeners,

to create the appearance of having a large penis."

I mean, think about what a burden that is.

Tell me, uh, what's going on in the traffic?

if it wasn't going right... you know?

She could walk around with your father and little Clumpy pictures.

Woman Caller: Hi, is this Howard Stern?

I'm not kidding around... You are beautiful,

Robin: Howard! You're married.

or other bodily functions."

The average radio listener listens for 18 minutes.

My name is Howard Stern,

Kenny: I have, uh, Howard Stern outside.

What a fucking jerk.

[Disco Music Plays]

Answer most commonly given:

Howard Stern was lured away from Washington by a New York City station.

# Girl, you really got me now #

He's been very successful, and God bless him.

Beautiful. Beautiful. I don't believe it.

Anyway, Pig Vomit says to me,

just keep him on the line.

I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?

Well, I'm gonna set up lunch...

And thank you, Mr. Announcer.

You pick music.

# There must be some kind of way out of here #

[Crowd Chants "Howard"]

[Crowd Chants "Howard"]

Honey, if you're up there now,

As a disc jockey, you're... you're shit... ha ha ha ha...

# And nothing's bad as it may seem... #

I just gotta get touched.

So, it's not too bad, you know?

I'm Moti, station manager.

I should be talking about my personal life.

All right, enough of this nonsense.

Robin: Oh, goodness, what's going on?

A real man would have done it right the first time.

Woman In Movie: Hello?

None of it. What the fuck is it?

at first I really thought I'd won them over.

because it's vulgar and obscene.

Would you, please? Would you give us a record,

The lovely and talented Fartman, ladies and gentlemen.

Come on! How can you say that?

# Plowmen dig my earth... #

and I was not saying the call letters right.

But I refuse to work with this man one minute longer.

Yeah, I had everything I ever wanted in life, you know.

I have no bulge in my crotch. I have a small penis.

I told you, shut up.

I can't believe how late I am.

I really think this show's starting to take off.

You can't blame a radio station. It's my screwup.

Orioles over the Red Sox 3-2 last night,

but she started making a lot of sense.

He wants to be on radio.

Hey, everybody!

I mean, Howard complains that his penis is too small,

Oh, hello. How are you?

Could you turn the treble all the way down

I have the little TV show here.

Stop that. Stop.

Oh, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard.

- Man's a... - [Jackhammer]

I really got to go.

You know, we could name the baby and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern.

Yeah, sure. Of course.

our ratings actually improved,

You're completely on fire about having a baby.

Are we off the air?

Wow! He's getting awfully personal this morning.

Come on back here, hold this sign...

This is Donna Porter with us on the show,

I need a life that is ours, that belongs to us.

- Is this one crap? - Don't be a moron.

out to, uh, her new movie. It was really good.

[David Bowie's Let's Dance Plays]

without people looking at me like, "Oh, God, that poor little thing."

But I'm saying I was in the 103rd.

I told you I work spontaneously. I think that I...

L... I think I quit.

It'll just take 2 seconds.

It's great to see you.

so I guess I was kind of curious to meet him.

and all scripts... and I do mean all scripts...

It's cold, real cold,

E'I AMAR BARI ! GET THE FUCK OUT KHANKI KUKUR

# Ooh-ooh-ooh dee dee #

I was in. This was it.

2021, GET THE FUCK OUT!

Now let's go to our newest member

I just need to rest. I need to get some sleep.

winds out of the northwest.

People of New York...

I think you've been loyal to every person you've ever worked with.

Howard Stern: You know, when I look back on this moment in my life,

in praise of me!

Even if I'd put you in the hospital

It wasn't my fault.

uh, vivacious...

OK, I know what you're saying.

Kind of weird, you know?

you didn't stand behind me.

I wanted everyone to wake up the next morning

I just realized, uh... that makes no sense what I just said.

I am making a baby!

Come on, Pig Vomit.

Listen, I know I've been a real pain in the butt, OK?

Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.

which is a good sign, I think.

stick around for the new guy Howard Stern

and he proved this theory years ago.

to New York's newest disc jockey.

the most aggressive radio station in Detroit.

Hi, everybody. My name is Gene Sternburn,

That seemed like the obvious answer.

on the Howard Stern Experience,

[Lmitating Dog]

the first time I was ever on stage with a 12-inch kielbasa.

No. They just thought I was an idiot.

What the hell is she doing?

You're not getting the phone from me, Kenny.

Come over here. You want to sit down on this couch?

You shaved your mustache.

if you want to talk about this.

and every fundamentalist group in this country hates my guts,