Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nat King Cole: # Pretend you're happy... #

am I not, Robin?

Little cotton panties, a tight little undershirt.

# And dance the blues #

I'm a bit of an old comedy man myself.

All right, let's go over to Dick Nixon, former president of the United States.

Irene... the weather girl.

I don't need any more time.

My sperm are fantastic. I'm fantastic.

I'm not psychiatrist.

I say electrocute him. You gotta be with that program, huh, Ross?

Afternoon drive, the most powerful radio station in their chain,

Most common answer:

# We were makin' when you #

# She was a fast machine #

Give me a call. I'll help you out.

It's so apparent to me now what I should be doing.

You be management... like me.

[Still lmitating Nixon] And I gave it to Robin over there.

No, he doesn't! I'm not in the movie!

to a very, very charming and beautiful lady,

What he did to me today

that runs around the country, you know, looking for work all the time.

"and the grand opening is this weekend.

Robin... don't encourage him.

What the hell's going on? What are you doing, man?

- OK. - Now hold this and say...

Yeah, go ahead. Tell me more about me.

Gather your things together, Robin. Let's go.

Let me ask you something.

# I'm a tortured man #

Kill him until he is dead.

I was in Vietnam.

I work here, so keep your mouth shut.

Let me tell you something. Look at yourself.

I can't even go... I can't even get my hair done.

Bleah bleah bleah too much butter hey is that a nacho?

I don't mince words. You will never be a great disc jockey.

- You're not gonna quit? - No.

This is the most beautiful you ever looked.

She was incredibly beautiful. Really nice.

Could you come here for a second?

And you know what else you could do?

[Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion Plays]

and listen to what it says.

Look at you, man.

tight-sweatered...

and I've never been 21/2... What's the music?

You gotta love it, don't you, Ross? Ho ho.

He's come all the way to our show for the first time.

Hey, after all, being misunderstood

We're all rats trapped in a box,

# And this not our fate... #

Screw the FCC. We just lost Muffler Man.

we are gathered here today

Kill the white man.

Are we talking about Brett again?

Hi, this is Howard Stern, and it's 75 degrees presently,

I am the hero of the lesbian community,

Marilyn Manson: # Your mouth is like a suicide #

with a somewhat abnormal job. That I can accept.

It is disgusting. Take a look behind the fireplace.

Howard: I was hired by an FM rock station, DC 101,

Everything I do is misunderstood.

Wait a second. If I do a lame show, it's never gonna take off.

Well, thank you, Gene. That's very nice of you.

See? It worked. I can say it.

Yes. Sir, may I help you?

She has swallowed an entire 13-inch kielbasa.

Make fun, not funny.

Just real quick, OK? Listen.

Hello. I'm Robin Quivers,

Only on the radio. It's just an act.

from a 2.9 to a 5.6.

Yo, Fartman. Love you, man.

Is that ri... Well, now, how about that, kiddies?

You can get her. You can get her.

I have a big cock.

You threw a grenade into a school?

# Dee dee dee #

[You Shook Me All Night Long Plays]

I'd have to talk about everything. I couldn't hold back.

We certainly do. We're very fortunate that way.

Yes, Robin, he's running in right now.

Mom, we're half negro?

OK, it's 5:35 at W N BC.

This is a good discussion.

I'm not real good at this, I confess,

I know I told you that I'd do it, but I don't want to.

And they said if I do really well,

that's caused a bit of a shift in the listening patterns.

If we just give it a chance, if we just take some time with it,

Howard, I was in the military.

you know, uh, legendary.

I'm not even in this fucking movie!

# I don't believe in dying #

Fuck ice chips, How!

Al, I miss you so much.

Husband: Honey, this is not humiliating. This is show business.

and 6 weeks later, the new ratings came out.

All right, all right, that's not going to work.

The guy's got 3 kids.

I didn't make fun of the Chinese people, did I?

He was disgusting.

They're... they're driving you crazy.

OK, here we go.

All right. Let's get her out. Let's do it.

I deal with abnormality every single day.

I used to go to Stanley Sport all the time.

You know why I love you? 'Cause you're smart.

[Unenthusiastically] W N BC.

Roger, his rate...

You have my word.

# Callin' for mercy #

I'll tell you that.

So if we bring Robin back, you'll behave?

and welcome to Match Game.

I knew I was going to get in trouble if I did.

# Ooh-ooh-ooh dee dee #

I work with your husband Kenny.

I absolutely am.

"How to Score with Babes,"

Yes. You know, you might be right about that, Howard.

WCCC also wants to remind you

I'm in a good mood. Let's take some phone calls

Well, for one thing, my clothes are gonna get all wet.

Howard As God: Hello, Howard.

You know what I want you to do for me,

Howard did not tell me...

to mold him into a proper kind of d.j.,

And finally, today is Memorial Day.

right in front of you. Come on back.

and next week we'll bring him to the zoo in a stroller."

This is about Howard coming to Washington.

Harrison Ford...

every day till he was 14...

I don't want to hear any more of this, you hear me?

And very important,

I didn't think anybody even listened to that.

I'm not pathetic.

This is a great time to talk

Absolutely. Robin's my anchor.

You really want to be on the radio?

Now watch and learn.

They're the same thing.

What the hell are they doing?

I mean, I can't do it Saturday.

OK. All right, That's rude. You go first.

If you want to fire me, fire me. Go ahead.

How are his numbers?

So... if you need more time or whatever...

But my sperm is like supersperm,

Well, I fucking worked my fucking ass off

the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area,

Oh, yes, I love it, baby. Give it to me.

Wait. Excuse me for one minute. Robin...

OK. I'll go get the door.

It is pronounced: W - aye - T!

and just see how he's feeling. You stay here. OK?

You goddamn motherfuckers.

Because I'd be a schmuck.

Imus does it perfectly.

You talk too much.

We didn't drive here for you to change your mind.