Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take a seat. I'll Tell you what happened.

and we'd get a real place together.

Just fire him, huh?

...Radio waves high above America...

Can you come around my sides?

How could you do that? Do you think that was funny?

Um, we're shooting a movie.

and my thoughts are right in the gutter.

In a way that I gotta figure out what I'm gonna be.

to kill Pig Vomit finally.

Is Howard here?

But you come on time, and you are good worker, huh?

That's what's missing.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Mia Farrow.

I told them I wanted to talk to you off the air.

I'm calm. I am perfectly calm.

# Hard charger... #

A woman on the air had an orgasm.

and give me a massage while she is nude.

# Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #

[Julie Chuckles] Oh, you know it, Howard.

by Eugene Mama Look-a boo boo day.

I'd like you to memorize the names of the local high schools.

[Black Sabbath's Paranoid Plays]

What can I say? This is unbelievable, you know.

And... And as far as my taking his rectal temperature

I know how to give a man pleasure.

- You don't look like an elephant. - I do.

No more $96 a week.

I never approved that script, God damn it, Howard!

America's first network.

What you see this guy he hardly worked in this movie at all yakking yakking hah

Your job is to make them fetch, eh?

And what are you gonna do with it?

"into your pants

Oh, whoa. Anyway, I was calling

It's not yentas, Howard. It's everybody.

I finally got up the courage

# Who feel that life is but a joke #

Lisa. Hi, how you doing?

And do you want to know something?

Um, this if for the Howard Stern movie.

You can't go firing them.

You got me moaning.

You know what we're gonna do?

Yeah. Yeah, ma?

Shut up! You know why.

We're gonna take him out of this office, we'll bring him home,

I wanted this to be the biggest moment

Howard: Behold, I am Fartman.

Don't hurt yourself getting over there.

We'll be right back

the ex-president of the United States, Mr. Richard Nixon.

Alison: I'm pregnant.

Right here on your left.

And we could walk out with tons of stuff

Hi. I'm Robin Quivers, your newswoman.

Well, I've reached my limit.

Our entire Washington radio audience has disappeared.

My parents would take me through there, and we just had a great time.

and say it was our grandchild,

A woman cannot be aroused in that way.

Blank a-doodle-doo.

Hi. How you doing?

You gotta go to a different hair shop or something.

That is true, too. I didn't consider that.

And I've never told anyone this before...

Honey, you are doing it.

"make sure to wear tight pants.

- Daddy! - Daddy!

I don't want to get fired, so, uh, I guess I lied to you,

Come on, Kenny. Why don't you open up?

but I want you to stick around,

When you walk in, lesbians all over the place, right?

Program director?

I think it's very funny.

Now, what I need you to do is put your private area over the woofer.

# You got me so I can't sleep at night #

and I end up feeling like an asshole.

Have you lost your mind?

I brought in a cup of Blackswell's semen.

No. I have a lot of reading to catch up on,

That station, you guessed it, is WNBC...

This is my gift to you, New York...

#... A boy could give you #

I've been in here for 8 years, cuttin' his friggin' potato!

The way it's said properly is...

Howard, you stink.

Gimme the damn phone.

WCCC, FM 107 and AM 1290.

Tsk. Give us a break. It'll take a second.

[Country Music Playing]

Oh, hi. My hair's wet.

Well, this just came from the FCC.

I didn't want to tell you this,

Wake everybody up.

Hi. Hey, How you doing?

You came late yesterday.

That's what you liked?

to remember former Beatle John Lennon,

Could you start with my shoulders?

# Biddi-biddi-biddi-biddi #

You're supposed to listen to me.

[Bouncy Puppet Music]

My life sucked,

without even hearing him on the air?

Oh, really? Well, let's see if we can't help you with your problem.

And I'm not saying that to pressure you.

What's your problem?

Privately, for us.

but his penis size is fine.

I never would have even called his wife on the air

You know, I got to tell you something. When I was a child,

You have a sharp ass.

so we're gonna have to practice it.

I'll tell you this much.

"Howard goes to Hartford and becomes the wacky morning man at WCCC."

I must tell you, though, we have to end this fun right now.

you are the motherfucking antichrist

But, honey, you're in the middle of interrupting a beautiful, sexy moment.

and, you know, it's funny,

I just want to say one thing.

that you're so incapable of being supportive.

Well, it takes a Dick to know a cock, and that's what I wrote.

I think it's very humiliating.

did you ever work with a kielbasa?

Robin Leach says we should move to Antigua.

and pretty soon, I was spreading joy throughout the community.

I think we deserve to.

Howard: Back then,

I think it's rather revealing.

Nothing but crap.

to get on the microphone in a serious manner

Oh, come on, man. Don't listen to Kenny.

and he told me that when he was little,

Don't push your luck, Howard.

actually has some theater experience as well, don't you, Ross?

Come on. What's the big deal?

I can't wait, Howard.

Howdy, cowpokes.

And then I hit puberty.

Ooh, you know what? You know... Oh, man.

because you know your body would reject it

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this has been a really great flight.

And... And you're a great actress and everything,

Aw, Gene, don't have...

- How you doing? - Oh, hey, Kenny.

# Oh! Oh! Oh! #

We're almost set.