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Six reported auto thefts, two of which state:
You know why?
You know what I was thinking?
I ain't sleep since I capped his ass.
The city is worse than when I first came on.
Man, every year everybody's like...
Yo, I ain't do nothing.
Tommy's a good kid, usually. An ass pain when he wants something.
- Steve McQueen? - Fuck you. It's a set-up.
He seemed like a pretty decent guy, all things considered.
How about this guy?
Until now.
Wine into water.
I know.
in public places, on the streets...
Get the fuck out of here.
"Lock my ass up."
You all know him?
- Nothing? - You put a lot of thought into it.
The troopers really fucked the pooch on this one.
Break your dogs!
- All right, all right, I'll tell him. - All right.
That small wrinkled-ass paper bag...
It ain't gonna hold, I don't think.
You know what I'm saying? They measuring us up.
- You looked at the scene photos? - No, there ain't none.
What the hell do you think?
Woof.
I'm sorry to inform you of this, sir, but we have an officer down in your district.
Spider bags. Got those spider bags.
Far as I know. Unless the SPCA come around.
- I'll take it. - No.
Now that the Towers is gone, everybody know how it got to go down.
Where I left it, most likely.
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