Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The English Patient, it's so romantic?
Get a real job.
I hate it!
-We gotta close it up. -Don't you hire people to do that?
Son, this is the most wonderful...
That's awesome but if you do have a cigar make sure they're not Dominican
i still tought you could do it!
-This shirt will never leave my body. -Good night.
Just die already!
-You never know. -Sometimes you do.
You think you're better than him?
...who do you think they come after?
What happened to him?
It’s too long.
He looks just like you
Greg wins
Targaryen! Targaryen! Targaryen!
Look at that. Looks like they're rolling a Double Corona.
Coming back to work after taking a week off...
We’re talking about people, right?
I thought he quit smoking cigars.
I Can't Take My Eyes Off The Passion
Good? What was good about it?
...about the stupid deer and just die already.
Now that Mark Ruffalo I would give up my first born for him
That Ralph Fiennes. I would give up my firstborn for him.
It’s go time
I win.
Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here.
Quit telling your stupid story...
Jerry, your palate's unrefined.
It's Neil's.
Users, you don't like the new interface?
Why didn't anybody tell me it was bolted down?
When there's no work and the people get restless...
I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.
That’s not so funny.
Oh, nuts.
My friends, who I don't even like...