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He knocks me out of commission...
Environmental education resources...
You got it.. but Nobody else knows you got it
There you go.
God, that movie stunk.
You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?
...and you ruined our business with all your macho head games.
All right. Oh, this is shaping up.
Travis Lundeby. He's 80 years old but strong as an Ox.
And throw a touchdown to someone.
Yeah, good.
What is everyone talking about:
You're not sleeping in that shirt.. it's too tight
Montuya! Montuya! Montuya!
...mistakes me for her boyfriend.
this shirt will never leave my body.
Well that’s why you gotta shop at Whole Foods
Hey, Jerry.
You think that you are the number-one coach?
...was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert.
Number-one dad.
My dad!
Hold on a second. Hi, Dad.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here.
Try to take a vacation, I come back the whole operation's in shambles
A box of raisenets, eating another box of raisenets? It’s perverse
...because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
-What if it's Neil Diamond? -Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up.
Neil, Neil.
-How old's the son? -I think he's the same age as the father.
...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt.
We're talking about Thom, right?
you know sex in a tub that doesn't work
-Hi. -Hi.
We're talking about Thom, right?
Platanitis! Platanitis! Platanitis!
You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution, the clothing.
Give me something i can use
I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle.
i still thought you could do it!
Come have some pussy
Surprise me.
Number one, signing off.
You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend.
He was trying to lift the TV.
Think you're better than me, huh?
JOIN MY LEAGUES I'll burn myself. i'll burn my parents!
The World's Greatest Dad.