Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.

I thought this was gonna be your bar.

What's the word I'm searching for? Uh...

these alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender.

So what you talking about? Something interesting?

But who'll run the bar while you're gone?

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

All right! Here's DirecTV cable box, Bobby. Thank you, DirecTV! Where are my sports subscriptions?

Oh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds.

Had two big horns

Here, turkey-turkey-turkey!

Don't do that. Who am I kidding?

Yeah. No cord at all on those.

Father, give me legs. Father, give me legs.

Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man.

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

You're always pointing that shotgun at us.

Kids shouldn't have secrets.

What do you call it? Human feeling.

There you go, doll.

Father Give me legs

it would renew my zeal.

You do? Then I like you, too. Here. Have a Silmarillion meme.

Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models?

Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now.