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IT CAN'T REALLY BE TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH.
AND YOU STINK AS A WAITRESS.
YEAH. WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME FEEL
LISTEN, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME BACK HERE TO THE BAR?
KNOWING THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME
YOU KNOW, IT SO HAPPENS, I HAVE A DATE MYSELF.
SAY, UH...CARLA.
I'M SAYING YOU TOOK THIS JOB BECAUSE I WAS HERE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FOR INSTANCE, UH...
READ IT, READ IT.
* SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO *
AT LEAST THAT WAY I'D HAVE A CHANCE.
SHE GETS AWAY WITH THINGS THE REST OF US WOULDN'T.
COME ON. FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY RESIGNS FROM A BAR,
OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.
TO DISCOVER AND EXPLORE
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
SO, CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER ROUND?
ANSWER IT.
SHE'S RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN TALK TO HER YOURSELF.
AS NOTHING BUT YOUR...HANDMAIDEN?
WHICH ANDERSON PARTY GETS THE TABLE.
* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
SAM. YEAH?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
A TOTAL, QUIVERING WOMAN.
YOU UNDRESSED ME WITH YOUR EYES?
I SPENT HALF MY CHILDHOOD IN REFORM SCHOOL.
"HAS BEEN ONE OF VALUE AND ENLIGHTENMENT,
I MEAN, AS IF YOU'RE THE ONLY VICTIMS.
I JUST DON'T THINK THE REST OF US
I HAVE TWO THINGS TO SAY TO YOU.
MY RESIGNATION.
JUST LIKE THAT SWINE MR. HEDGES WANTED TO DO.
BOY, COULD SHE GIVE A HICKEY.
SAM, COME ON, YOU DON'T NEED ME TONIGHT.
GOOD IDEA.
THIS VEIN OF AMERICAN CULTURE.
MY HUSBAND WAS A RAT.
SOME BOOZE, A LOT OF PRETZELS, SOME MUNCHIES,
I'VE JUST COME
OH, OHH.
DIANE'S MOUTH HAS SPRUNG A LEAK AGAIN.