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OH, COACH. THAT'S MY BOSS.
GREAT.
I THINK...
I THINK TWO WEEKS OF STRICTLY BUSINESS,
YEAH, THIS IS SAM MALONE.
I KNOW YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS A SOCIAL MISFIT,
WHAT IS IT?
NO, NO.
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL CHANGING ONE NIGHT WITH HER?
* DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT... *
ANY MORE WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
YEAH, I DO HAVE A PAD NOW.
EXCUSE ME.
FOR THE ANDERSON PARTY.
THAT I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A CUCUMBER.
WE WERE?
AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
IT'S ONLY ONE NIGHT, CARLA.
HA! I'D RATHER FLIP A COIN.
THANKS, COACH.
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO...
WELL, BECAUSE OF THE IDIOMATIC PECULIARITIES,
UNEQUIPPED TO SURVIVE
IF YOU CAN'T TALK TO US, WHO CAN YOU TALK TO?
I DON'T THINK SO.
YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
THEY ALL VIRTUALLY DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH.
WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO GET ANY PURELY PROFESSIONAL OFFERS.
THAT I NEVER LISTEN TO HER...
THEY KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
YEAH. HE'S IN THE BACK.
* DOES YOUR MEMORY STRAY... *
WHAT'S THE FIRST NAME?