Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A motorcycle, a juicer.

So, where are you going now?

Do you have a light?

Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read.

I started reading your column after we met.

So what am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening?

I'm totally self-conscious.

Shouldn't you be spending the night with some girl from the show?

I thought I had come to terms with my looks the year I turned 30...

that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?

Do you mind if we just lie here?

We've been riding the same elevator line for years...

I think you're luminous.

I take that back.

Have you got an office or anything?

Derek, I would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.

There are two types of guys that fall for beautiful women.

You had a good time. Okay?

Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation?

Yeah, it was totally hot.

You're gonna be a star. Have I told you that enough?

If men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women have?