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'cause that's what they do all the time.
How could anyone that gorgeous be straight?
Why fuck the girl in the skirt...
Miranda couldn't resist the vision of herself...
So what do you want to be when you grow up?
That way when women ask how big you are, you can say, 'Fourteen feet'.,,
Well, I'm discovering that...
and then he invited me here to dinner.
You're a star! You're a star!
As if we didn't have enough problems.
- We'd better let you get dressed. - I am dressed.
The advantages given to models and to beautiful women in general...
Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models...
- Hi. You were great in the show. - Thank you.
It only takes a second.
It got to be a problem. They decided to take action.
I wanna force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
- I hate my thighs. - Oh, come on.
It's Stanford.
- Just cat food? - Yes, just cat food.
- You gotta show no fear. - Things?
I thought we had a connection.
Hi, this is Miranda. Please leave me a message.
- Sweetheart, you are so cute. - Cute doesn't cut it in this town.
Later that night we all went downtown for a party.
He's so beautiful that I find that sometimes I have to look away.
I've been offered trips to Aspen, weekends in Paris...
It's like he travels with his own personal lighting director.
Don't be pissed, all right?