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And probably others just have a thing for exceptionally beautiful women.
I knew he was gay.
Don't worry. I only tape models.
only I can't really show it to the public.
This is my real art...
It was hard to imagine that anyone so beautiful...
"There's nothing wrong."
- Is he gay? - He denies it.
I don't know. Charlie Sheen?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I'll sit down and read a whole magazine from cover to cover.
- You did? - Yeah.
I don't know. Could I get my change?
- Where? - Look at him.
You can't bring around any more of these so-called models.
I had never felt so invisible in my entire life.
Do you actually think he believes I'm a model?
- Any thoughts? - Only that they're very lucky.
That's starvation in the best restaurants.
It's how regular people are when they're on vacation.
- Dave? - I'd have to go with Sophia Loren.
Nick dates models?
are so unfair, it makes me puke.
- I hate my thighs. - Pass the chicken.
Before I say something, I say it in my head first so it doesn't come out wrong.