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-[clears throat] -Actually, wait.
You are a fucking sociopath.
It just killed me not to tell you,
Yeah?
Yeah, I know you can speak English, but my Greek is pretty good, right?
♪ Yes, it's a good day ♪
Yeah. Well, thanks. You can never be too safe, right?
You hit my husband and left him to die.
[teller] Sorry, that account has been closed.
♪ Oh, can't you see ♪
Best day ever.
She is a murderer and she is walking around free as a fucking bird.
I don't know, once I got to know you.
we now wash away your original sin.
♪ A good day from morning till night ♪
-[laughs] -Cool.
Don't turn this into some "blame the man" thing.
Do you want any more wine?
No, it's not all right.
♪ How could anything be wrong? ♪
I'm sorry, this is a closed rehearsal.
I could whip something up. I don't work.
There will be consequences, I assure you.
[Steve sighs]
Shit!
like, after the kids go to sleep and have a glass of wine by the pool?
Yup.
-By the pool. -Yeah.
It is definite.
♪ And throw away the pills ♪
Jen, that was...
-Let me help you. -No, don't fucking help me.
[flames crackle]
♪ And it's a good day For curin' your ills ♪
[roars]
It's nice to think of Abe up in Heaven with God.
I don't know. She just didn't.
Funny, we've been neighbors eight years, and I've never been over.
So if the bird that you think is your daddy comes to the window,
Yeah.