Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not even Frida Kahlo's face in a cappuccino.

When I go away to college.

gets real boring… [chuckles] …real fast.

Of course she'd be getting all up in Jake C. Hey, hey, hey!

[electricity buzzing]

[Jake M] Words on the front, Archer!

[chuckles] I would have never survived high school without you.

Okay. How do I do that?

And I think I may have blown it

[students chattering]

[Jake M] Guys, get back in line!

no one's gonna care if you were shortstop or outfielder.

Anyways, I really…

I shower six times a day,

I don't recognize any of the numbers but Jake C's.

…borrowed one or gone the T-shirt/underwear route.

We're splitting the cost between eight. Don't worry, it's a classy setup.

I'm just gonna lay it all out on the table because I literally have nothing to lose.

-[whispers] Is it Jake? -[whispers] Gia!

[Jake W laughs]

[sighs] Sorry. I know I'm acting weird. Um…

If you're in my shoes, would you do all you could to set someone up to win?

[romantic pop music playing]

I need all the monkey bread to fill my empty soul.