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Wait. Okay.
In fact, you and Jake C should go together.
So, what, you're going to prom as friends?
So in freshman year, people started calling me Helen Who--
No. Riley is the most manipulative human on the planet.
'cause Jake and Riley are firewalling us.
The window is closed, locked, and bricked over.
That's like 7,000 calories.
Home-wrecking? No. That's bad karma and a one-way ticket to hell.
No.
I have two choices. Kiss Jake C while he still has interest and ascend,
And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,
I did everything to get that stink off.
They must be on a mini vacay, all loved-up in an Airbnb.
[classical music playing on speakers]
and just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,
What? No. There's no kissing here.
♪ I'm never gonna let you go Never, never gonna let you go ♪
-[alert chimes] -I sent it.
[electricity continues buzzing]
you will ruin prom for everyone.
so just be open to anything.
Yeah. Says the mayor of Twat City.
[romantic pop music playing]
If it's any consolation, I think you smell amazing.