Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you're driving?

You know, I'll never be able to forgive.

[cell phone buzzes, chimes]

I love you, Mom.

Whoa, no. No, we don't have time.

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

and silver shoes.

I was hoping we could put that behind us and be friends.

[cell phone vibrating]

No, no. This was your promposal.

standing up in the sunroof of a black, high-end SUV, holding chrysanthemums,

[chuckles] Wait. That was you who farted in third grade? I thought it was Devon.

You approach me at school, then run away. You're very confusing to me.

-You can't call women twats, you dick. -Then don't call men dicks, asshole.

[dramatic music playing]

-[cell phone chimes] -BBL. I have a date with monkey bread.

Reverse image Google map that shiz.

Okay, I'm not back together with Riley.

My only regret is we never got high together.

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

but I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…

Let me tell you a story about Devon Evan Kaler,