Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You can't call women twats, you dick. -Then don't call men dicks, asshole.

Huh. Or what if there is, and Riley's there and she's watching?

Reverse image Google map that shiz.

You approach me at school, then run away. You're very confusing to me.

I love you, Mom.

but I checked your pupils, and they were not dilated, and I…

-[cell phone chimes] -BBL. I have a date with monkey bread.

standing up in the sunroof of a black, high-end SUV, holding chrysanthemums,

And you're driving?

Whoa, no. No, we don't have time.

and silver shoes.

Okay, I'm not back together with Riley.

I have to say goodbye to my family and tie things up.

Let me tell you a story about Devon Evan Kaler,

I was hoping we could put that behind us and be friends.

You know, I'll never be able to forgive.

[chuckles] Wait. That was you who farted in third grade? I thought it was Devon.

No, no. This was your promposal.

[cell phone buzzes, chimes]

My only regret is we never got high together.

[cell phone vibrating]

[dramatic music playing]