Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[dramatic music playing]
I will never forget the first day that I met you at freshman orientation.
I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,
It's the Freshman 15, not the Senior 20.
I'm sure Jake M's is gonna be so cute.
♪ I just wanna see what’s on your mind ♪
Yeah, funeral service, cremation.
We almost kissed. We just never got there.
-Oh, cool. -No, it's dumb, but Lea will love it.
What's your problem? Why are you so clean? Didn't you have a morning game?
You can never have that back, and I'm really gonna miss that.
-What should I text him? -Dog in sunglasses.
[cell phone alert rings]
"Lea, will you go to prom with me?"
You were supposed to show up at nine, and it is midnight.
I'm almost done.
And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food
If I knew it was gonna be this frickin' freezing,
Well, that fart was mine.
[beatboxing] Hey.
Objectively speaking, it's weird and gross watching people make out.
I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.
I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.
I'm not currently calling you to tell you I'm currently farting.
-Stop typing. -It's boring.
There couldn't be a more perfect time to make peace with each other, so…
You know that I love you.
I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.
Why do you even need to respond? I thought you guys kissed and made up.
showering, worrying about the way that I looked. I look fine.
-Okay. -Yep. That's the right idea.