Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, funeral service, cremation.
I mean… [groans] You know what I mean.
I know that must sound like total BS coming from me,
-Oh, cool. -No, it's dumb, but Lea will love it.
We almost kissed. We just never got there.
I'm sure Jake M's is gonna be so cute.
-Stop typing. -It's boring.
Objectively speaking, it's weird and gross watching people make out.
"Lea, will you go to prom with me?"
You can never have that back, and I'm really gonna miss that.
[cell phone alert rings]
I'm not currently calling you to tell you I'm currently farting.
And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food
There couldn't be a more perfect time to make peace with each other, so…
You know that I love you.
You were supposed to show up at nine, and it is midnight.
I haven't eaten broccoli or eggs in ten years.
If I knew it was gonna be this frickin' freezing,
I cannot move on until I fix Devon's.
Well, that fart was mine.
showering, worrying about the way that I looked. I look fine.
What's your problem? Why are you so clean? Didn't you have a morning game?
It's the Freshman 15, not the Senior 20.
-Okay. -Yep. That's the right idea.
[beatboxing] Hey.
I will never forget the first day that I met you at freshman orientation.
I'm almost done.
Why do you even need to respond? I thought you guys kissed and made up.
♪ I just wanna see what’s on your mind ♪
-What should I text him? -Dog in sunglasses.
[dramatic music playing]