Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is someone actually calling me, or is that me calling me?

No. You know, I look great, and I don't need society to validate me.

say my goodbyes and get my things in order.

I will be camera-ready in my midnight blue strapless gown

I gotta kiss Jake C, like, now.

Each other. Each other.

Leave me alone. I'm streating with my daughter

-[Gia] That's when you kiss him! -Oh my God.

Oliver, before I go, I want you to remember three things.

Goodbye, driver's license with the hideous pic.

It's just an apology. How hard could it be?

It still gives us two hours to say bye to your dad and get mochaccinos.

[Erika] I'll come back after work.

Dude, I'm just taking a photo. Jeez.

Anything over 15 words, and you're my grandma

because Jake C might kind of, sort of, possibly, totally, definitely

-Are you high? -A little bit.

I can't spend the rest of eternity bored. I will die.

Wait, what am I doing? What's the plan?

What if there's not an after-promposal?

-So. -Your body won't let you eat that much.

[breathes deeply]

Well, I'm saying it now.

-Sixty for the non-sex. -Why's the sex room cheaper?

-You ruined my life. -I just farted, and I didn't claim it.

No avocado toast. No double rainbow.

Okay. But I don't want to lie to him.

It has to. I have a very short attention span.

Didn't you hear me? I quit baseball.

We already had our master cry in the school bathroom, so…

And I never would have survived life without you.

I think this is where we part ways. You don't need me for the kissing part.

You're a part of the event. You should enjoy it.

Could there be a more perfect place for a first kiss? I think not.

Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started to call him Stinky?

"Bottom line is, I'm sorry."