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I gotta kiss Jake C, like, now.
Could there be a more perfect place for a first kiss? I think not.
I can't spend the rest of eternity bored. I will die.
Oliver, before I go, I want you to remember three things.
[breathes deeply]
I think this is where we part ways. You don't need me for the kissing part.
-You ruined my life. -I just farted, and I didn't claim it.
-So. -Your body won't let you eat that much.
I will be camera-ready in my midnight blue strapless gown
Well, I'm saying it now.
-Sixty for the non-sex. -Why's the sex room cheaper?
It still gives us two hours to say bye to your dad and get mochaccinos.
We already had our master cry in the school bathroom, so…
It's just an apology. How hard could it be?
And I never would have survived life without you.
Didn't you hear me? I quit baseball.
It has to. I have a very short attention span.
Who sent it?
Goodbye, driver's license with the hideous pic.
Okay. But I don't want to lie to him.
Each other. Each other.
-[Gia] That's when you kiss him! -Oh my God.
Anything over 15 words, and you're my grandma
[gasps]
-Are you high? -A little bit.
What if there's not an after-promposal?
Dude, I'm just taking a photo. Jeez.
Do you remember when Devon farted, and everyone started to call him Stinky?
Unless…
because Jake C might kind of, sort of, possibly, totally, definitely
[Erika] I'll come back after work.
Wait, what am I doing? What's the plan?
say my goodbyes and get my things in order.
Is someone actually calling me, or is that me calling me?
Leave me alone. I'm streating with my daughter
No. You know, I look great, and I don't need society to validate me.
No avocado toast. No double rainbow.
You're a part of the event. You should enjoy it.
"Bottom line is, I'm sorry."