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Oh my god.
She never would've done what I did showing that video.
Hey, uh, Karen? We need to talk.
Fuck it.
Okay, well...
What are you talking about? I didn't do that.
I've never been to a dance...
Thanks.
Get the fuck out of my face, you goddamn bitch!
Proving my theory.
at the end of "Risky Business,"
♪ Said I'm sowing what I'm reaping ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Don't stop, won't stop, never gon' quit ♪
Like, animal torture porn, Jeffrey Dahmer style.
♪ When I try by myself ♪
If you're not sucking up to her,
Mine's "Suspiria," shocking no one.
I can't.
Maybe a little.
♪ Something 'bout me's takin' you higher ♪
♪ They never last too long ♪
It's kind of majorly fucked up, no?
We heard the announcement and assembled.
(coughs)
I need to talk to Tabby...
with a tiny, tiny little pecker.
(TV plays)
Did she... say why?
-I thought you were working a double. -I should be,
Most guys would've.
My real name's Minnie.
Nothing at all, Karen. You're perfect.
A douchebag. That's all you need to know.
but... what if we went together?
why is Karen doing this?
(chuckling)
But my moms have always called me Mouse.
I love it, too.
Let me do my thing, and we'll talk tomorrow.
♪ It never is enough ♪
what did Clanton say? Did he recognize you?
Actually, it's Kelly.
which, if people saw it... would destroy her.
Apologize.
Sheriff Beasley?
Okay.
It'll be fun.
(screams, splatters)
-(gasps) -(excited screaming)
And all I can think about now is...
in real life.
Tyler: Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
You'll see.
♪ From the club to the 'tub You said, "You wanna?" ♪
♪ ♪
Oh, you--
-Sure, yeah. -Cool.