Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Babe, it was nothing. She was just being drunk and stupid.

He completely thought I was you.

(phone buzzing)

♪ I'm the only sour cherry on the fruit stand, right ♪

-Anyone want a ride? -I wish.

Passcodes aren't hard.

I'm so sorry. I just-- I thought you should know.

Greg kissing that fucking slut when he has me?

I mean, it wasn't that bad... Was it?

but this week has been next level.

No, that's so not what happened.

and I'm ready for my punishment.

-You know what I want? -Hm?

♪ They always turn out wrong ♪

That doesn't make what we did right.

♪ Every time I walk, my hips, they don't lie ♪

Karen was right.

so we can... apologize for that crazy video.

I'm hot, right?

All right, show me what you got.

What, are you afraid I'll get hurt?

(all murmuring)

♪ Where it's at ain't what it is ♪

- ♪ But things don't really change ♪ -Yes!

This hot guy from "Swan Lake" is gonna be there,

I could project it right before my Jordan Peele double feature.

if we didn't wanna post it,

♪ I catch a paper boy ♪

All right, so what's this good news?

♪ What can I say, what can I say ♪

It's partly 'cause my family's

He's my only friend in the entire world,

Sheriff Beasley gave me permission to go to the dance,

Are you guys goin' in?

and then turned that tank into a vacuum.

Imogen and I walked to school together,

Maybe this makes me a terrible person,

It was the night Karen and Kelly and I stopped being friends.

So... this is your one fuckup.

Uh, but maybe in a more public setting.