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* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *
That's playoff basketball.
He's not my son. I mean, you had no way to know.
Glad that's over. I really dodged a bullet there.
don't mean you can treat me any kinda way, nigga.
or The Return of the Jedi ever again either.
Boys, Lando is going to be staying with us for awhile,
* That made lady Sing the blues *
You're trespassing on private property.
and I definitely didn't have no Billy Dee money,
Yes, she does. Really nice ones. Oh, yeah.
doing some work on the shrubs, I'll call him in right now.
from here on out, man. It's... I need that.
who take pride in their work nowadays.
Wait, stop. Freeze it.
Moms always said his nickname was Lando.
Matter of fact, man, let's go look at some hos, on me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, back up.
Is you sure, Robert? Yes, I'm sure!
I wanna beat the living shit out of you!
That didn't hurt, punk.
* The story that just begun *
in ways you can't even imagine.
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
I don't know. I just want him to go away.
i- it's just having me as a son, huh?
I cannot believe this.
the name Lando in this house again.
and at night we'd have some serious,
Where's this guy been all our lives, huh?
the man's daddy. That's bad intel.
No. Okay, I'll drop the price to 10.
Yeah, Huey said something like that.
and get ready for my ass-whupping right now.
I will never, ever in a million years
* The same spark That lights the dark *
Her name was Marietta.
to prove you ain't the father.
Granddad, it seems like he just wants the chance
Maybe I'll find that right lady, you know,
You are the sack from...
had a job at this little bunny ranch vineyard
Man, I say be a real nigga
I ain't even that fucked up.
Watch your ass. Nigga. Ah!