Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No. - Tonight before dinner.

- Well, come on. - That story you did on which rodents

- How do you even know her? - She was on my show.

Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself.

All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang!

I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.

And by the end of it, she said...

I'm talking about a superdate.

I mean, at least, when I run out on a girl,

- What do you mean you... Wait... Hey... - Hey, what's wrong?

OLDER TED: And then Aunt Lily told Barney every excruciating detail

He's funny. He's smart. He's handsome.

And then, I told her everything. It just came pouring out.

You know, it's like, bang, bang, bang, bang.

That sounds kind of lame. What if we call it a megadate?

And it totally sex. But, I can't turn around, because a jogger slipped

Barney, if you're not gonna take her out on 17 dates,

You know, it was nice. We had a good time.

from embarrassing myself in public.

I get her back to my place, and she just bolts?

Spoilers! Anyway, we do it.

when I never got treated that way.

What can I do to make it up to you?

I said a bang, bang, bangity bang

Ugh, Barney, sit down. You need to hear some stuff.

to this lady on my left.

You know, and now you're taking Anita,

- And this is a Turkish coffee. - Thank you, Mike.

OLDER TED: And then Marshall realized what a jackass he'd been to Robin.

OLDER TED: Finally, the night of the big dates arrived.

Gooey and romantic?

- All right. - Leave it to me.