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'Cause hand in hand You'll find a land
- Is this cashmere? - Cashmere?
Bang, bang, bangity bang
fueled by desire and lust
But, yeah, I caught her crying a couple times.
- She seemed so happy after the breakup. - Oh, Ted. So unobservant.
Wait, you sicced Anita on Barney?
who you barely know, on this amazing date,
- And you're a great guy. - Yes, I'll go out with you.
Well, it... It's this book that helps single girls find a husband.
(LILY SIGHS)
- Well, good night. - What? Wait, what?
- Hey. - Hey, Barney. What's up?
- but you're not ready. - Tell me.
Robin, are you okay?
(WHISTLING)
You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me
your Uncle Barney.
of course you're gonna sleep with her.
Where paradise awaits
I'll summarize it in one word, Robin.
MIKE: We're clear.
Barney, when I get in bed with a man, my body becomes a machine,
Yep. Here it is. "No sex until after 17 dates."
Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river.
I hope you're not talking about you?
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