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Damn it! I've read the thing cover to cover and I can't find a loophole.
It just warms my freaking heart!
But, um, if you had to summarize your book, in 30 words or less.
Anyway, next thing you know, I get her back to my place.
(SCOFFING) You're trying the "no" thing on me. You really think that's gonna work?
Okay, here's my final offer.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang, bang, bangity bang
We can even go to a steak house.
You've already proven that I'm not important to you.
(SNIFFLING)
Oh. Oh, I see.
Of course, there was still one loose end.
"But how about next week some time?"
But that means...
So, she'll probably give you some lame excuse,
On your superdate
- Done. - Barney,
Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut.
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