Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No! Oh, God. Where is she? - I think she's in the restroom.

Guys, this is her! She wrote the book!

Yep. Carriage ride, dinner at Le Tombeur des Culottes.

So she's been this way ever since we broke up?

OLDER TED: Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin

I am so glad that you two just randomly happened to find each other.

Look, I know, it was stupid.

- I think you should just give it up. - ROBIN: Hmm.

That's why the book says, "Never sleep with a guy on the first date."

I mean, that guy has been active sexually.

I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang

- Men Are From Mars... - Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine!

while she's been going through her mourning period.

pulled a 34-year-old white male out of the Hudson River,

but nobody stands me up like that, so, are we going out or what?

Of Course You're Still Single. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut

Ted, people are looking at us.

It just... It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks.

Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.

- Totally. - "Or the second date."

- She did that, too! - Now, here's the final test.

I'm not talking mini-golf.

Although, one interesting thing did happen.