HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Did she make excuses to establish physical contact with you?
- Barney. - Oh, hey, Anita.
You should've seen this girl. Bang, ping, pawdau, gu-dunk.
It's not true. It's an old wives' tale.
By saying "no" constantly and consistently,
was off the charts.
Click, clack, clickity clack I said a click clack clickity clack!
You say the word and I will destroy him.
I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first.
I know where.
A great guy like Don is rare.
to break your friend Barney. Just say the word.
about the breakup. I was going through my mourning period.
- What, what? Is she upset or something? - Of course she's upset.
is a brilliant book.
- and we... - Do it.
Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her.
Excuse me, is anyone using this?
Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet.
How about we just call it a tie?
(SNIFFLING) I thought you were going on some big date.
"and treat myself to a bubble bath.