Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello? - Hey, Robin.
- Strip club? - Strip club.
That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great.
and a singular hunger to satisfy my lover's every carnal need.
What she means to you
I'll plan the whole thing.
(SOBBING)
The book says that's forbidden.
(BARNEY CLEARS THROAT)
Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests
fueled by desire, lust,
It's not crap!
And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall.
- You guys want any coffee? - Thank you.
- Well... - "Or the fourth date."
Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her...
Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut.
And that's my story.
Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal.
I thought your body was gonna become a machine,
until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita.
- Because thanks to Ted's book... - That's Robin's. It's Robin's book.
She was totally psyched for it, like an hour ago.
You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there.
OLDER TED: Kids, on a warm March evening in 2010,