Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's probably what you're hearing. But Saturday night sounds great.

What she means to you

And you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall.

Okay, how about this, I'll cut you a deal.

and a singular hunger to satisfy my lover's every carnal need.

until you decided to go on this stupid superdate with Anita.

(BARNEY CLEARS THROAT)

- You guys want any coffee? - Thank you.

Take a look at yourself, you dumb slut.

And that's my story.

- Strip club? - Strip club.

fueled by desire, lust,

OLDER TED: Kids, on a warm March evening in 2010,

I'll plan the whole thing.

- Well... - "Or the fourth date."

I thought your body was gonna become a machine,

Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests

You'd be surprised how many jerks there are out there.

- Because thanks to Ted's book... - That's Robin's. It's Robin's book.

- Hello? - Hey, Robin.

She was totally psyched for it, like an hour ago.

The book says that's forbidden.

Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her...