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Pops should be living here,
And throw us out on an ice floe
Barry knew the next thing he said had to be perfect.
Oh.
We'll be taking care of him.
So, I heard this place has really good pizza.
All my boys under one roof! It's happening!
Led zeppelin, beatles, or the stones backwards,
He's breaking all of my rules!
Oh, I watched shogun.
Lies.
There was no google or wikipedia,
You have no choice!
(sighs)
I'll bake him some cookies and talk to him about it.
Damn it!
His condo building had ever seen.
And step on it so I don't miss salsa class.
Family takes care of family. End of story.
¶ and it's getting better all the time
The garage is my space!
Where are you going, young man?
Man, exercise does this body good.
¶ like joanie loves chachi, tango loves cash
But cut from steel? Totally.
Lainey doesn't like anything about you.
It's hot, it's dusty,
You've already taped it off like a crazy person.
Did you tell her I'm silky smooth
Oh, sweetie, it's more than likely
Just nudge her a bit. She'll move.
It was a very bad low angle.
You did this to me.
Well, tell that to the chemical reaction
She kissed me, remember?
Set the abba-zaba record at lunch today.
Aah!
Where the maid can steal my jewelry
Know what? No.
Dad can crash in the attic.
Ah! Trick or treat, baby.
(Snaps Fingers)
¶ I'll stop the world and melt with you
Oh, it is. It's the bushido code.
Please reserve me the master suite
Nothing hard and fast.
Why are you bringing me a delicious martini right now?
Trying to get people to move out of our house.
Do it!
Oh, well, you've solved that problem.