Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was just trying to spare your feelings.
It's not your job to take care of me.
Son of a bitch.
Adult adam: But the most epic urban legend of them all
Standing up like a yutz.
What's happening?
Okay, rule 6 1/2, we love you.
¶ and it's getting better all the time
Well, I don't want you to think
You don't.
Fine. What do you want?
Well, we have a long time to figure that out, shmoopie.
Get rid of this.
You want to grab a slice?
Rule number 1, do not touch the thermostat.
Listen.
(coughs)
Shady willows is not a home.
And let us drift off into nothingness?
And then what?
And speaking of which,
That's where I watch movies
Stop making me feel good!
Oh, it's a scheduling issue?
What? But...
Barry.
Did you hear that? He said he loves satan!
Ah.
Hey.
This is on you!
If you're so certain it's not real, then do it.
Did you tell her I can pop, like, three wheelies in a row? I did.
Stop screwing with my record player!
But it's not even the worst part of my week.
Stop being so dramatic.
Ugh!
Oh, yeah.
Pepto.
Wait. This is a date?