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I have said this a thousand times.
Well, I'm happy for you.
I did, didn't I?
¶ I'll punch a tiger, swim the allegheny
So!
Pops is schooling me in the art of mixology
God only knows how much money we burned in cold air!
Well, I guess I am pretty blatant with my love.
Don't you walk away from me.
88, 89, 100.
They have trees. They have umbrellas.
Are you trying to impress me by eating Halloween candy?
An early-bird dinner at 4:30,
Mandatory hugs every time you walk through the door.
Speaking of which,
Later, lainey! (door closes)
Did you tell her I can kick as high as my head
And someone can break in and clonk me on the head?
Did a little electrical work, added a bay window.
Right up here in this treehouse.
I could use some help getting down from here.
Now I'm forever in your debt.
And this is how you repay me?
We both know that's not gonna happen.
Mom, please!
I smoothed everything over.
So, how's your butt?
You've opened your home to me,
It's ancient history written in stone!
Oh! Aah!
About what?
Fine! Don't visit, then!
This is science.
Not hit. Nudge.
Family takes care of family.
No! I want them.
¶ I'll stop the world and melt with you
Okay.
We're not moving my dad into a home.
It's time to go over the rules of the house.