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I'm in so much pain!
So looks like this is where I'm gonna spend my golden years,
You know about bushido code?
That's love!
Let these pop rocks and soda be the sword
I've got to make a phone call.
What?
You know, mother's touch.
I can't eat for another 24 hours...
Don't you nudge me.
That dog took a bullet for tom hanks!
(sighs)
Unacceptable!
Beverly: Wow. You did all this?
Just stop with the dramatics.
Who knew eating 12 full-sized taffy bars
You know, he likes it. Mikey likes it.
Happening in my mouth right now.
You're afraid that our stupid children
You don't have to thank me. It's my job.
I had a necktie hanging on the door.
All right.
It's not real!
Let me just eat it already.
Why can't you just stay in a hotel
You should go.
Saw you talking to lainey this morning.
Shut up. It does not.
We teach our kids it's okay to abandon us,
No, this has nothing to do with my greatest fear
No. I know that look in your eye.
¶ you've seen the difference
Adult adam: Sure, we had our differences, but my mom was right.
I... I'm kind of losing track.
Don't worry. Mama's got this.
¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Was that cola became a lethal poison
Adult adam: While barry had given up on his future,
Beverly: Shame on you.
God knows erica won't take me in.
What are you talking about?
10:00 in the morning or 10:00 in the evening?
Adult adam: As barry was rushed over to the e.R.,
Beverly: Finally!
Rule number 5,
Yeah, yeah. Your heart is broken.