Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I gave it a shot. - Hm.
Wanna tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
OK, right. We'll pick up dinner.
Each one more incompetent than the last.
Just stop talking. John, how old are you?
I think we should make him quit the swim team.
Maybe if we take it away from him, he'll understand what he did.
How fast can you pack?
- What's that? - The container you'll urinate into.
John.
- They were writing to each other. - I need to see those letters.
but if I don't get some help,
We've been writing each other the last couple of weeks.
A woman is in a coma because of Andrew, and there he is, happy as a clam.
- Obviously you don't. - Paul, my daughter doesn't lie.
her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke.
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
- Oh. What was it about? - Well, it's kinda dirty, Mom.
Ow! Ow!
- I'm going to bed. - Thanks for the newsflash.
Claire? I always loved that name.
...was not one of Gabrielle's specialties.
Listen to me. There is no future for you and Gabrielle.
Gabrielle, this will all be taken care of, I promise.
It's just sex, it's totally harmless
- There's your answer. - Susan...
My mom said you needed volunteers, so I volunteered.
Susan, hi. Wanna help with the seating cards?
Was it Dana's?
[Sighs]