Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Copernicus is a fraud! -A fraud? Me? Ow.

He's right. Our research shows America likes to think they know you,

Hey, thank you so much. You people are the real stars. Huh?

-Martha, did you see my hash browns? -Oh, my God, do you ever turn it off?

And we will do our part to honor his legacy.

and you'll run with it.

-Now get out of my house." -I don't remember any of that.

Yeah, I looked in the junk drawer.

Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you.

I'm Abe Lincoln and I'm gonna wear my giant hat to the movies.

-No, you're not. -Well...

Todd, you should be up a magician's sleeve because you are a card.

Are you saying that nobody who really knows me could ever love me?

If we hire someone to micromanage our clients' online personas

-Aah. -I had such high hopes for you, Todd.

I am definitely going to divorce her probably, it's just...

[Koenig on recording] Hi. I'm Sarah Koenig.

-Horsin' Around? -No, actually. The other TV show.

And I don't feel that way a lot.