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There's one way to find out. Come on.
♪ If yesterday is all gone ♪
(short laugh)
Actually, I'm the Wizey alpha user.
♪ I'll be gone-- is now ♪
Look, all I know is that I'm bringing my parents to justice
STACEY: You look so good. Doesn't she look so good?
Not very.
Were you just gonna leave without saying anything?
Don't be absurd. You know I was only doing what was best for the kids.
DALE: Oh no, you don't.
(Old Lace screeches)
That's not fair. You haven't even asked me why.
You weren't...
NICO: I can feel it clawing at me!
Chase Stein and a hypodermic needle.
No, no, it's OK.
Do you think Tina's going to tell PRIDE what happened?
This is my church. You know that, right?
and none of that would matter
The church is pretend, Frank. That's why you like it so much.
Hmm. Or me. I've got moves.
Wouldn't an emotional appeal be faster?
They tried to get me to talk.
I'm sorry.
Gert, I mean, she's your mom.
I have a feeling Gert's gonna say pink is a signifier of hegemonic femininity.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
Wait.
-Thank God it worked. -Wait, dad, is that you?
-Oh. Thank you. -But for some reason,
Let me sing you the birthday song.
Oh. (laughs)
Secrets. Shh!
"Gert, we have life-changing news.
No more shall I be hurt.
Yeah, I'll never sign that.
It feels weird.
It's not exactly like you see in the movies, Stace.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
-Chase, I'll be right back. -Bye, Dale.
Hello?
-which was fun. -Great.
Honey?
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
And of course... here's your contract.
OK. Now open.
Do you know that Dale and Stacey,
-Gotta get Old Lace. -On it.
-And Dale? -DALE: Yeah?
Hi, Gert's parents.
DALE: Chase...
And I even had your mom buy those little vegan sausages