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♪ If yesterday is all gone ♪
DALE: Chase...
Oh. (laughs)
Gert, I mean, she's your mom.
Not very.
Chase Stein and a hypodermic needle.
It feels weird.
No more shall I be hurt.
Yeah, I'll never sign that.
-Chase, I'll be right back. -Bye, Dale.
Honey?
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
and none of that would matter
No, no, it's OK.
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
Hi, Gert's parents.
And I even had your mom buy those little vegan sausages
Wouldn't an emotional appeal be faster?
Were you just gonna leave without saying anything?
Do you think Tina's going to tell PRIDE what happened?
Actually, I'm the Wizey alpha user.
STACEY: You look so good. Doesn't she look so good?
-which was fun. -Great.
Don't be absurd. You know I was only doing what was best for the kids.
-And Dale? -DALE: Yeah?
There's one way to find out. Come on.
It's not exactly like you see in the movies, Stace.
I have a feeling Gert's gonna say pink is a signifier of hegemonic femininity.
DALE: Oh no, you don't.
I'm sorry.
-Oh. Thank you. -But for some reason,
♪ We're too young to grow old ♪
They tried to get me to talk.
-Thank God it worked. -Wait, dad, is that you?
Let me sing you the birthday song.
This is my church. You know that, right?
That's not fair. You haven't even asked me why.
And of course... here's your contract.
♪ I'll be gone-- is now ♪
OK. Now open.
-Gotta get Old Lace. -On it.
Look, all I know is that I'm bringing my parents to justice
Do you know that Dale and Stacey,
You weren't...
(Old Lace screeches)
Wait.
(short laugh)
NICO: I can feel it clawing at me!
Hmm. Or me. I've got moves.
Hello?
The church is pretend, Frank. That's why you like it so much.
"Gert, we have life-changing news.