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WELL, THE QUILTING CONVENTION IS SITTING DOWN TO TEA.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY WOULD BE
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EXACTLY. SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD WATER MY LAWN.
OH, THANKS. THIS WAS BETTER.
200-YEAR-OLD FOOTSTOOL YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FOOT ON.
I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THAT MILITARY SCHOOL.
GREAT. WHAT TIME ARE YOU LEAVING?
YOU CAN DO WITH WINE IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
DAD, THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. IT CERTAINLY IS MY BUSINESS.
WE COULD WATER IT THREE TIMES FOR 10 MINUTES. HE SHOULD GET A DOG.
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
ARE YOU UP?
OUR PILLOWS AREN'T TOXIC.
YEAH, THAT'S LUNCH. WHY? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE.
MAKE SURE TO SWING BY. I WILL.
ONE PERSON HOLDS A KID, ANOTHER PERSON HOLDS A KID.
I LOVE DAVID BOWIE. I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
I USED TO BE TALLER. REALLY? SHE SHRUNK YOU?
ALWAYS -- YOU'VE GOT TO BE PATIENT
EAT YOUR PORK, PLEASE. I BELIEVE THERE WAS SOMETHING AT THE AUCTION
TO PUT IT CRUDELY, YES. CRAP, CRAP...
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INDEPENDENCE
SORRY. INDEPENDENCE INN, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT SPEAKING.
LIKE A PUNCH LINE. "HOW ABOUT THAT SCHNITZEL?!"
WELL, THIS WEEK.
NOW, I WILL CALL YOU AFTER I PLAY GOLF.
THIS WOMAN GETS HER WAY OR SHE SQUEEZES TILL YOU COMPLY.
OH, SO DO YOU, PEYTON. SO DO YOU.
I WOULD SALSA FOR YOU. WELL, LUCKILY, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
UM, OKAY, HERE'S MY CONCERN. VOICE IT.
IS THAT WOMAN DOING WHAT I THINK SHE'S DOING?
OH, HEY, MOM. YOU REMEMBER MICHEL.
SO YOU HAVE THE SAME PARTS. WHAT?
"LORELAI" -- NO, MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE.
OOPS. I HAD A SPARE BOTTLE ALL THE TIME.
IT'S REALLY GOOD, MOM. YES, WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEYTON SANDERS?
EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME. WELL, THAT'S A REALLY...NICE... STORY, DWIGHT.
YOU'RE HUMBLE. DON'T BE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THE TYLERS IN 12 ASKED TO HAVE THEIR TOXIC PILLOWS REMOVED.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? HE DIDN'T END WORLD HUNGER.
HELLO? HI, PEYTON. THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK.
YOU'RE SO LUCKY. I KNOW.
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, LORELAI. NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, DWIGHT. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
REALLY AMAZING SHADE OF GREEN, THE GUY WHO PUT IT IN FOR ME,
LORELAI -- MOM, I HAVE TO GO.
AND THIS IS AN AUCTION, RIGHT?
OH, IS IT YOUR NAP TIME?
I DON'T LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE. I'VE BEEN MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS FOR A LONG TIME,
OH, NO. I PAID HIM A VERY GOOD PRICE -- OVERPAID, ACTUALLY. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
UNBELIEVABLE. I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY EVER READ THOSE MAGAZINES.
OH, GOD, YES. THIS WAS WORSE.