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"LORELAI" -- NO, MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE.
EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME. WELL, THAT'S A REALLY...NICE... STORY, DWIGHT.
GREAT. WHAT TIME ARE YOU LEAVING?
I LOVE DAVID BOWIE. I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
IT'S REALLY GOOD, MOM. YES, WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY WOULD BE
LORELAI -- MOM, I HAVE TO GO.
MAKE SURE TO SWING BY. I WILL.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
OH, IS IT YOUR NAP TIME?
OUR PILLOWS AREN'T TOXIC.
I USED TO BE TALLER. REALLY? SHE SHRUNK YOU?
UM, OKAY, HERE'S MY CONCERN. VOICE IT.
UNBELIEVABLE. I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY EVER READ THOSE MAGAZINES.
WELL, THIS WEEK.
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, LORELAI. NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, DWIGHT. WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
OH, NO. I PAID HIM A VERY GOOD PRICE -- OVERPAID, ACTUALLY. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
OH, HEY, MOM. YOU REMEMBER MICHEL.
OH, GOD, YES. THIS WAS WORSE.
WELL, THE QUILTING CONVENTION IS SITTING DOWN TO TEA.
SO YOU HAVE THE SAME PARTS. WHAT?
DAD, THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. IT CERTAINLY IS MY BUSINESS.
OH, SO DO YOU, PEYTON. SO DO YOU.
ARE YOU UP?
OOPS. I HAD A SPARE BOTTLE ALL THE TIME.
EAT YOUR PORK, PLEASE. I BELIEVE THERE WAS SOMETHING AT THE AUCTION
[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ]
THIS WOMAN GETS HER WAY OR SHE SQUEEZES TILL YOU COMPLY.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEYTON SANDERS?
EXACTLY. SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD WATER MY LAWN.
WE COULD WATER IT THREE TIMES FOR 10 MINUTES. HE SHOULD GET A DOG.
I DON'T LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE. I'VE BEEN MAKING MY OWN DECISIONS FOR A LONG TIME,
SORRY. INDEPENDENCE INN, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT SPEAKING.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? HE DIDN'T END WORLD HUNGER.
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INDEPENDENCE
TO PUT IT CRUDELY, YES. CRAP, CRAP...
OH, THANKS. THIS WAS BETTER.
NOW, I WILL CALL YOU AFTER I PLAY GOLF.
THE TYLERS IN 12 ASKED TO HAVE THEIR TOXIC PILLOWS REMOVED.
200-YEAR-OLD FOOTSTOOL YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FOOT ON.
YOU'RE HUMBLE. DON'T BE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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LIKE A PUNCH LINE. "HOW ABOUT THAT SCHNITZEL?!"
YEAH, THAT'S LUNCH. WHY? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE.
HELLO? HI, PEYTON. THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK.
ONE PERSON HOLDS A KID, ANOTHER PERSON HOLDS A KID.
I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THAT MILITARY SCHOOL.
REALLY AMAZING SHADE OF GREEN, THE GUY WHO PUT IT IN FOR ME,
IS THAT WOMAN DOING WHAT I THINK SHE'S DOING?
YOU CAN DO WITH WINE IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
AND THIS IS AN AUCTION, RIGHT?
I WOULD SALSA FOR YOU. WELL, LUCKILY, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
YOU'RE SO LUCKY. I KNOW.
ALWAYS -- YOU'VE GOT TO BE PATIENT