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* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

AND I WONDERED IF... YOU POSSIBLY HAD HIS NUMBER.

NO, WHO I DO OR DO NOT DATE IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

NIGHT, MOM. NIGHT, BABE.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

NEXT UP, WE HAVE AN OCCASIONAL TABLE

PORK IS BRED LEANER THESE DAYS. IT HAS A DIFFERENT TASTE.

THERE IS A CERTAIN PROTOCOL THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED,

AND THE THING IS STUCK, AND I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE --

THAT'S RIGHT. BEENIE MORRISON'S OLD PLACE.

NOT WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT. HOW SHOULD I SAY IT?

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? HIS MOTHER TOLD ME.

HE DIDN'T FIND THAT QUITE AS CHARMING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.

PINK AND BLACK. WITH THE FLIPPY SKIRT.

DO I HEAR $250? 250, THANK YOU.

"PLEASE GO IN. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

NOW, IF HE DOES HAVE A HORN IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD,

I'LL SEE YOU THEN. OKAY, BYE.

I OWE YA. HEH HEH.

AND CAMEOS, PUSHING SPOONFULS OF COD LIVER OIL ON THE KIDS.

WE'RE JUST GONNA GO OVER HERE... OH, YEAH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS.

HOW'S YOUR ARM RAISE, GOOD? PRETTY GOOD.

AND TOMORROW, I'LL FILL YOU IN ON HOW MANY HOURS

I'M GONNA BE SERIOUSLY LATE IF I HAVE TO GO HOME.

IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAVE AT AN AUCTION.

WHAT ABOUT BOWIE? UNH-UNH! I'M NOT SHARING PETER CUTLER WITH BOWIE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP OUT, LET ME KNOW.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

GOES WITH THE MOTORCYCLE THING, TOO.

THAT'S WHAT I NAMED THIS PLACE -- THE OASIS. MY OASIS.

YES. I'LL GIVE YOU $3 FOR IT.

I'M NOT JUDGMENTAL OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.

WOULD YOU LIKE A MARTINI? YOU USUALLY ASK ME WHAT I WANT, AND TONIGHT, YOU DIDN'T ASK,

HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED A PUNCH LINE.

I'LL BE WAY TOO BUSY TO SIT WITH YOU, IF THAT IS OF CONCERN. THAT IS NOT A CONCERN.

LORELAI, YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND

I'M SURE YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING.

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. YOU WEREN'T? FUNNY -- NEITHER WAS I.

WITH A HALO AND A BOOK, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, RORY.

THAT'S A VERY FLATTERING PORTRAIT OF MY FRIENDS.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

I'M SURPRISED AT THE MIX-UP. WELL, GILMORE AND GILMORE -- THERE'S KIND OF A CONNECTION.

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BATHROOM WALL.

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

AND NOW SHE'S AFRAID THIS LITTLE INCIDENT MAY JEOPARDIZE IT.

THERE'S A GREAT VISUAL AWAITING YOU. GOT IT.

I CAN GET HIS NUMBER. YOU WANT ME TO? IT'S UP TO YOU.

I AM VINDICATED. "HOW ABOUT THAT SCHNITZEL"