Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THIS CANNOT BE SANITARY. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN.
FOR SOME SOIREE AT HER HOUSE THIS EVENING.
BUT TO YOU, IT'S...NOT.
YOU WANT ME TO ASK THE NAME OF A MAN I DIDN'T MEET AT A FUNCTION?
MOM HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME AT THE AUCTION THE OTHER DAY.
YOU'RE GONNA BE A BACHELOR FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
IT'S A BUNCH OF SOCIETY WOMEN.
WELL, IT WAS JUST A DATE, NOTHING SPECIAL --
HI, GRANDMA.
AFTER HE'D ALREADY ROOKED ME INTO WATERING HIS LAWN.
I'M GLAD. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKED?
OF A GUY I MET, BUT THEY WON'T GIVE IT TO ME.
TRUE. I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE INN. COULD YOU, UM, WATER FOR ME?
WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
I HEARD YOU WENT DRIVING AROUND AFTERWARD.
OH, JEEZ!
WELL, WELL, WELL. RICHARD, LORELAI'S ASKING ME FOR A MAN'S NUMBER.
I CANNOT ASK HER FOR THIS. THEN KISS SHAMU GOODBYE.
JEEZ. DID HE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE MAD FOR THAT.
OH, YEAH -- REALLY GOOD.
S-SURE, DWIGHT. YOU HAVE A SAFE TRIP.
YOU WOULD STAY AWAY JUST BECAUSE OF DWIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS,
IT'S JUST SPIT. PRETEND YOU'RE AT A BASEBALL GAME.
BECAUSE I ONLY KNEW HIM BY HIS NICKNAME.
YES? YOU RAN INTO YOUR OLD FRIEND SHAMU?
HE'S A REAL MAMA'S BOY, ISN'T HE? JUST BECAUSE HE SHARES HIS LIFE
MY BLOOD TYPE IS O-NEGATIVE AND HE'S O-NEGATIVE,
WE WERE BOTH IN PAIN -- DEEP PAIN,
ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM THE AUCTION GO TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
SHE ONLY KNOWS THE BIDDIES, NOT THE YOUNG ONES.
"I HAVE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, SATELLITE TV,
HE HAD A GRAY SUIT, AND HE WAS PADDLE NUMBER 17. HE LIKES MERLOT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE,
AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT --
HE'S GOT MONOPOLY FROM EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
LORELAI, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.
FINE. I WILL LET THEM GIVE ME A NATURE NAME.
YOU SEE, CHOO-CHOO JOE WILL NOT BE WORKING.
AND HE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE, SO HE'S...