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OKAY, SO TWICE A DAY. YEAH, FOR A GOOD 15-MINUTE SOAKING.
GRAB A NECKLACE.
BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ASK HER.
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE OFFERING SOME LOVELY PIECES
I'M NOT SURE. RICHARD?
GOSH, I SWEAR I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.
YES, SIR.
IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE ABLE
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO,
[ Sweetly ] HERE YOU GO.
I KNEW SOMEDAY I WOULD HAVE IT -- MY OASIS.
AND THEIR INNOCENT CHILDREN, AND FOR THAT, HE MUST PAY.
FINE. THANK YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER. OKAY. NEVER MIND.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
OH, RIGHT. C-CONFIDENTIAL. GOT IT.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NO GOOD.
AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS BENEATH THE SURFACE.
NO, THE PUNCH LINE RUINED YOUR JOKE.
IF WE HURRY, WE STILL HAVE TIME TO HIT LUKE'S FOR BREAKFAST.
"MARATHON MAN" KIND OF PAIN.
YES, ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF END TABLES FOR THE INN.
SORRY FOR WHAT? SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE PEYTON THING.
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE THING DIDN'T WIN!
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HIM
WE DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF THAT WELL.
DEAL. GOD, I'M NERVOUS. WHY AM I NERVOUS?
WHAT? ON A FIRST DATE? WHAT WILL HE THINK OF ME? JUST ORDER AN EXTRA DESSERT.
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
EXCUSE ME? SO I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE THE ON-OFF NOZZLE IS.
UNLESS THE PERSON IS ACTUALLY FOREIGN.
OH, GREAT. OH, PEYTON SANDERS.
WE SHALL START THE BIDDING AT $250.
GET OUT OF MY WAY! I LIKE THE NEW LOOK. IT'S VERY "BLUE CRUSH."
AND WITTY. YOU DON'T MEET THAT EVERY DAY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOTHING.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO A CONCERT TOGETHER NEXT WEEK?
NEED SOME HELP? NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
DO WE HAVE $500?
CIRCA 1912.
AND SHE SQUEEZED AND SQUEEZED
I PAGED HIM EARLIER TO COME OVER AND HELP ME,
INTO THE AUGUSTA GOLF CLUB, BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OFF-LIMITS.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WELL I KNOW PEYTON SANDERS? WHAT?
BOB, THE YELLOW BALL. YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL.
HE GAVE US FREE CHEESY BREAD.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WAS JUST MENTIONING THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW, SEEMED --
NO ONE LIKES GETTING SCREWED. PETE'S A SWINDLER.
$14 MILLION! REALLY.
WHY NOT? YOU'RE A WOMAN. SO WHAT?
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT ARM RAISE.
HE ASKED ME TO THE BOWIE CONCERT.
THEY'RE FREE. WHICH MAKES TWO BUCKS A GREAT OFFER,
YEAH. BYE. IT SEEMS THAT DWIGHT HAS BEEN CHECKING THE WEATHER REPORTS,
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO YOUNG. KINDLY WRAP THIS UP SOON.
WHATEVER BUTT YOU'VE GOT TONIGHT HAD BETTER HURRY, BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
AH-HA! YOU JUST TURN IT TO THE RIGHT FOR "ON"...
YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS. AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN.
HOW ABOUT THIS -- CAN I GET AN EMPTY GLASS?
BUT MY BOSS SAID, "DWIGHT, GET OFF YOUR KEISTER
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOUR FACE REALLY CAN FREEZE THAT WAY.
HELLO? OH, DWIGHT. HI. IT'S NICE TO...HEAR FROM YOU, TOO.
BYE. BYE.
I GUESS WE COUNTER IT. I GUESS WE DO.