Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

UNLESS THE PERSON IS ACTUALLY FOREIGN.
YES, SIR.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WELL I KNOW PEYTON SANDERS? WHAT?
I'M NOT SURE. RICHARD?
I KNEW SOMEDAY I WOULD HAVE IT -- MY OASIS.
BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ASK HER.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NO GOOD.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WAS JUST MENTIONING THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW, SEEMED --
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER. OKAY. NEVER MIND.
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE OFFERING SOME LOVELY PIECES
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOTHING.
I GUESS WE COUNTER IT. I GUESS WE DO.
WE SHALL START THE BIDDING AT $250.
NO, THE PUNCH LINE RUINED YOUR JOKE.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HIM
DEAL. GOD, I'M NERVOUS. WHY AM I NERVOUS?
NEED SOME HELP? NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME? SO I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE THE ON-OFF NOZZLE IS.
BYE. BYE.
OKAY, SO TWICE A DAY. YEAH, FOR A GOOD 15-MINUTE SOAKING.
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE THING DIDN'T WIN!
IT'S A GREAT PLEASURE TO BE ABLE
I PAGED HIM EARLIER TO COME OVER AND HELP ME,
AREN'T YOU GOING TO A CONCERT TOGETHER NEXT WEEK?
[ Sweetly ] HERE YOU GO.
HOW ABOUT THIS -- CAN I GET AN EMPTY GLASS?
YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS. AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN.
'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO YOUNG. KINDLY WRAP THIS UP SOON.
OH, RIGHT. C-CONFIDENTIAL. GOT IT.
SORRY FOR WHAT? SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE PEYTON THING.
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO,
AND SHE SQUEEZED AND SQUEEZED
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
GET OUT OF MY WAY! I LIKE THE NEW LOOK. IT'S VERY "BLUE CRUSH."
WE DIDN'T REALLY HIT IT OFF THAT WELL.
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT ARM RAISE.
AND THEIR INNOCENT CHILDREN, AND FOR THAT, HE MUST PAY.
AND WITTY. YOU DON'T MEET THAT EVERY DAY.
AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS BENEATH THE SURFACE.
WHY NOT? YOU'RE A WOMAN. SO WHAT?
CIRCA 1912.
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
GRAB A NECKLACE.
WHATEVER BUTT YOU'VE GOT TONIGHT HAD BETTER HURRY, BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
HELLO? OH, DWIGHT. HI. IT'S NICE TO...HEAR FROM YOU, TOO.
GOSH, I SWEAR I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.
$14 MILLION! REALLY.
WHAT? ON A FIRST DATE? WHAT WILL HE THINK OF ME? JUST ORDER AN EXTRA DESSERT.
OH, GREAT. OH, PEYTON SANDERS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOUR FACE REALLY CAN FREEZE THAT WAY.
INTO THE AUGUSTA GOLF CLUB, BECAUSE MY LOVE LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OFF-LIMITS.
HE GAVE US FREE CHEESY BREAD.
AH-HA! YOU JUST TURN IT TO THE RIGHT FOR "ON"...
YES, ACTUALLY, I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF END TABLES FOR THE INN.
IF WE HURRY, WE STILL HAVE TIME TO HIT LUKE'S FOR BREAKFAST.
THEY'RE FREE. WHICH MAKES TWO BUCKS A GREAT OFFER,
BOB, THE YELLOW BALL. YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL, YELLOW BALL.
HE ASKED ME TO THE BOWIE CONCERT.
BUT MY BOSS SAID, "DWIGHT, GET OFF YOUR KEISTER
"MARATHON MAN" KIND OF PAIN.
FINE. THANK YOU. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER.
YEAH. BYE. IT SEEMS THAT DWIGHT HAS BEEN CHECKING THE WEATHER REPORTS,
NO ONE LIKES GETTING SCREWED. PETE'S A SWINDLER.
DO WE HAVE $500?