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I MEANT THE OTHER OLD LADIES IN THE LEAGUE, THE ONES WHO DON'T LIKE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
COME HERE. YOU'VE GOT DIRT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
CONSIDER MAKING IT A COMBO. YOU COULD CHARGE MORE FOR YOUR CHEESEBURGERS.
I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING, MOM.
NOTHING. IT JUST SOUNDS SO SERIOUS.
"I HAVE WRITTEN THE DIRECTIONS ON A SEPARATE PIECE OF PAPER.
COMING OVER TO HELP.
WOW. LOTS OF GARBAGE AT THESE THINGS.
CRAP THAT MAKES THE PREVIOUS TWO ITEMS NOT SEEM LIKE CRAP.
A BLEEDING BOWL?
ALRIGHT, THEN, YOU CAN COME. THANK YOU.
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I LOVE A GOOD AUCTION --
* LA LA LA LA *
HEY, HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A TIKI BAR?
I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE SELECTION THIS YEAR.
RORY DOESN'T GET OUT FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR.
BECAUSE THAT'S...UH...GREAT. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PEYTON SANDERS?
HAS HE CALLED YOU SINCE? NO, BUT --
YOU JUST FLEW BACK ON YOUR JET, HUH?
GUESS IT WAS A STEAMER TRUNK FOR RORY TO TAKE WITH HER TO MILITARY SCHOOL, RIGHT?
OHH. I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BUCKS FOR IT.
I GUESS I SHOULD TALK TO HER. YEP.
MNGH! BOY, IT'S COLD IN HERE.
* I WILL FOLLOW *
OH, GOD. OH, NOW, THIS IS GOOD.
YOU DIDN'T WANT WINE? WINE'S FINE.
HE CONTINUED TALKING, AND I JUST SAT THERE,
NO WAY. SALSA WITH ME. PRETEND I'M ANTONIO BANDERAS.
YOUNG. YES, YOUNG.
HI. I'M SORRY, ARE WE NEIGHBORS?
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] OOH. JUST A SEC.
[ PAGER BEEPING ]
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PLAN. THAT WAS BEFORE WE SPENT TIME TOGETHER
WE'RE HAVING DINNER TOMORROW. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT DAVID BOWIE?
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER ON THE NEXT DATE. EXCUSE ME?
AND KILL THE MAN TALKING ABOUT TORQUE?
I DID NOT. CIRCA 1912.
YOU SHOULD IDENTIFY YOURSELF WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE.
I THINK THIS PLACE IS LUCKY. YOU MAY BE RIGHT.
MOM! LET'S GO!
OKAY, FINE. WELL? I LIKED THE BROWN.
I CAN JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT!
YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE LOBBY AT 6:00 FRIDAY MORNING.
DO YOU REMEMBER SKIING WITH THE DANNERS AND THEIR DOBERMANS?
IF I WASN'T PREPARED TO REMEMBER THAT WHAT I DO WILL AFFECT YOU.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
AWWW.
OH, YEAH, DWIGHT. THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
WELL, YOUR SAYING THAT MEANS A LOT.
IT'S INDECENT. THIS IS A DINER, NOT A PEEP SHOW.
WHEN SHE WAS SUDDENLY DEMOTED, YOUR MOTHER MOVED UP TO THE PRIME TEA SPOT,
DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT TO SEE WHAT HIS HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? ABSOLUTELY NOT.