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It's beautiful. What is it?
Pledge your allegiance to me and my world,
OK, people. Transmission arriving in...
Hang on! We'll find a way down!
Oh, and for the last time, get these wretched people out of my sight.
in a fair and decent fashion,
I am in charge here, Catchlove!
Well, that's twice I've been executed.
Oh, Your Majesty!
..ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
- You knew that would happen. - Always been my problem.
But it appears he was asleep on that ship
The execution took longer than expected
Yeah, before you go getting all frowny, er...
'Course I can.'
They tried to hang him, but they bungled it.
If you'd be so good as to come this way, sir?
But... anyway!
He's an Ice Warrior.
Thank you, Doctor.
Jackdaw!
Your Majesty, I have a request, if that may be permitted.
Mars is dead. Dead as a coffin nail.
And you!
Please, do not judge mankind by his cruelty or indeed by my cowardice.
Spare my friends and my world.
I think not, Doctor. This is a military matter.
And they're the proper Martians right? They belong here?
Don't do this, Captain! Don't mess this up.
Rise, my Ice Warriors!
Over our heads, millions of tonnes of snow and ice.
A quietner from the infirmary.
Down! Put your gun down. Halt!
All will be forgotten.
Yes, of course, I've got a plan. I'm all plans. I'm MADE of plans!
Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order.
Turn it!
I'm the Doctor...
Not quite the first...
Where have you been?!
Is this true?
Fire at what?
I'm assuming command.
the colonel here was dancing the Newgate polka!
Some time ago, I was hanged for cowardice.