Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, is Professor Youens...

Etta Teasdale? Wendell's Wash 'n Dry?

You should send me those.

behind the counter is this dude I used to run with...

See, uh, see how I did that?

Please, babe, just go home and talk to her.

and he drinks, and does drugs.

I can pay you ten bucks an hour

So, uh, in through that door there,

of you fellow students, all of which you did.

All right, Mama.

I'm gonna go see how the other half lives.

found my toy, walked eighty blocks back.

Professor Youens, I have

You need a rudder.

Want me to walk you

That was an accident.

You mean my washing machine that you stole from me

How do you know?

Let's take a vote.

She's not accusing you of anything!

I thought so too.

He doesn't want to talk to me.

to that level of honesty, you know?

Sierra, please, fuck, come on. Give me another chance.

That way if DCFS calls, you can say you saw

I'm married to her. She adopted our children.

who is now in treatment for a sex addiction.

I don't understand what that wink's about.

I-I thought that I was seizing an opportunity,

Thank you. How'd your shift go?

She bought a laundromat?

I gotta get this place up and running.

so I don't want to say anything now that I can't take back later

You know, I swear that that card was in this wallet.

You know, and that's...

I didn't even know what a map was.

Look, it's good that you're trying, Debbie,

Hi, Tanya. I'm here to thank you.

And the craziest part of it all

You don't even know if she's related to that lady.

the strings to the blinds have been tied up

Have you seen my credit card?

No sleeping in here!

I appreciate that. What do you need?

But then it got really weird.

- It was insured. - No, it wasn't.

- because no one would have... - No.

You can't just offer free drinks for a week

Oh. Yes, I am Etta Teasdale.

Stop plotting against me in Russian.

Lot of students drink, many even to excess,

I'll see you at noon at the Provost's office.

The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese.

You hear me? She needs me!

I'm offering free drinks for a full week

I already have one out-of-control addict

The upstairs toilet ever get fixed?

you make ice cream again.

trying to find a G.I. Joe I left on a train.

to have a relationship with him because I want