Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the best time I've ever had.

Can I help you?

Aw goddamnit man, this was posted an hour ago... SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT, when did that happen?!

I'm telling you, this is turning out to be one hell of a morning

Great. Thank you.

- Let's dance. - I can't.

- Please, I need your help. - That's my new career, huh?

Mrs. Irwin, why won't you take the elevator?

Just a little more.

"Today I'm gonna ruin a man's life"?

- In a safe place. - Where is it?

Just the one piece.

Now I'm stuck in some kind of spicko military compound.

Look at those Snappers

The men in the village.

I was into shortcuts.

She's with some guy! how the hell do I know, she likes guys!...so do you maricon!

Hell, yeah. Of course we give it up. But at least we've got the leverage to do it.

Oh, yes. I will catch them up. Let's go!

Came down here on a coffee boat about a year and a half ago, right?

You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's!

Goddamn it, what a ride, huh?

Hey, lady. How about a monkey for your nephew?

And remember, you mustn't tell anybody.

I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia.

Were you always into birds?

You want to know something crazy?

Oh, yeah? Where?

Yeah, I love the ocean.

But I couldn't get over that ocean, you know.

Are we stopping?

By the way, the mailman couldn't fit this into your box, so I told him I'd give it to you.

This kidnapping stuff makes me real nervous.

Hotel Cartagena. What do you care?

- That man that... - That nice man who pulled a gun on you.

I spit on 'em. I hate americanos. They're scumo. Scum.

And it's big enough to take map size?

You have been an embarrassment to me and the whole family ever since you were born.

Oh hi, Ma. It's me, Irving.

Oh, God, do I love those flyboys.