Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not a lie if you lie to vegetarians.
I don't want to die a virgin. Me neither.
(Distorted) no!
- and park it right out front here. - You should!
You told me to come to this festival!
And they're grass-fed, cruelty-free soy-bison.
Are you making another documentary?
Yes, the trend of the future.
He's got a holistic glassblowing studio.
Boo! Boo! Boo!
♪ Oil spill! ♪
I liked his burgers.
I’m hopped up on Bennies Bob! Don’t tell the kids!
Beef dildos. Gene.
Fuck! You! Bitch!
Woof! Someone put a leash on this quiche!
I'm soy excited that you like it.
Hi, bitches, I'm Tina. May I take your fucking order?
It's Lolla-pa-snooze-a-la out there.
Fine, just be aggressive.
A thousand bucks.
No! Then they'll never leave.
Louise, you want to say something?
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Don't, don't breathe that.
- I said come outside. - What do you mean, "gotta go"?
It's not science.
I'm soy excited
We're gonna turn this whore into a Pretty Woman!
Okay, so start now.
It's a site where we can post where the truck's gonna be
Okay, you guys are my street team.
Maybe I will! You seriously should!
Hurry the fuck up! Hurry the fuck up!
Hello, everybody, it's Paul Blinkman.
Whew, that was close, but we're safe now.